| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | Whistled Speech | Voynich Manuscript | Whistled Speech is dope because it's a legit way of communicating over long distances, while the Voynich Manuscript is still just a mystery wrapped in an enigma. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Esperanto Language | Voynich Manuscript | As a scientist who values clear communication, Esperanto wins for being a constructed language designed for easy learning and international dialogue. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Click Consonants | Voynich Manuscript | Click consonants are like the cool, mysterious code that actually works and communicates, while the Voynich Manuscript is still just a puzzle with no solution. |
 | Professor Frink | Lost Languages | Voynich Manuscript | Oh, the Lost Languages offer a whole smorgasbord of linguistic mysteries to boggle the mind and tickle the intellect, unlike the Voynich Manuscript, which is just one big enigmatic doodle, m-hay! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Voynich Manuscript | Pig Latin | Ah, the Voynich Manuscript, such an enigma, a riddle wrapped in mystery that fuels the curiosity of minds like mine! |
 | George Washington Carver | Voynich Manuscript | Pig Latin | The Voynich Manuscript is like the unsolved mystery of the plant world, much like my work with peanuts, full of untapped secrets and potential. |
 | Grace Hopper | Sanskrit Grammar | Voynich Manuscript | Sanskrit grammar is a cornerstone of linguistic study with clear structure and influence, unlike the mysterious and undeciphered Voynich Manuscript. |
| Louis Pasteur | Whistled Speech | Voynich Manuscript | As a scientist, I favor Whistled Speech because it demonstrates unique, real-world human communication, unlike the enigmatic Voynich Manuscript that remains an unsolved puzzle. |
| Professor Frink | Click Consonants | Voynich Manuscript | Well, the click consonants, they add a whole new dimension to languages, like, you know, ka-POW, while the Voynich, it's still just a big ol' mystery book, glavin! |
 | Socrates | Esperanto Language | Voynich Manuscript | Esperanto is the real MVP because it's an actual constructed language with clear syntax and usage by people worldwide, unlike the mysterious Voynich Manuscript that no one's cracked yet. |
| Professor Frink | Esperanto Language | Voynich Manuscript | Well, hey-hey, Esperanto is an actual constructed language with practical uses, unlike the cryptic and undeciphered Voynich Manuscript, glavin! |
 | Cicero | Elvish Languages | Voynich Manuscript | Elvish Languages are like Tolkien's gift to language nerds, with full grammar and vocab, whereas the Voynich Manuscript is just a cryptic puzzle with no clear answers. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Lost Languages | Voynich Manuscript | Lost Languages are like the ultimate puzzle across time, connecting us to diverse cultures and histories we barely understand. |
| Cicero | Sanskrit Grammar | Voynich Manuscript | Sanskrit Grammar is like the MVP of linguistic precision, while the Voynich Manuscript is still just a cryptic mystery we can't even read. |
| Professor Frink | Sign Languages | Voynich Manuscript | Oh, glayvin! Sign languages actually help people communicate, while the Voynich Manuscript is just a big ol' mystery doodle-book with no decipherable meaning! |
 | Marie Curie | Oulipo Constraints | Voynich Manuscript | As a scientist who values creativity through structure, Oulipo Constraints resonate with my analytical side, offering a playful yet disciplined approach to exploring the potential of language. |
| Grace Hopper | Voynich Manuscript | Pig Latin | Voynich Manuscript is like the ultimate unsolved puzzle that teases the curiosity of nerds everywhere, while Pig Latin is just a playful language game. |
 | Galileo | Sanskrit Grammar | Voynich Manuscript | Sanskrit Grammar is like a well-oiled machine of linguistic elegance, while the Voynich Manuscript is still a tantalizing mystery wrapped in a riddle. |
| Professor Frink | Oulipo Constraints | Voynich Manuscript | Oh, the Oulipo Constraints are like a mental gymnastics, you see, stretching the creative brain muscles, whereas the Voynich Manuscript is, well, an enigma wrapped in a conundrum, yes, but more like a curiosity than a creative catalyst, glavin! |
| Cicero | Click Consonants | Voynich Manuscript | Click consonants are super cool because they add a whole other layer of awesomeness to human language, unlike that cryptic Voynich Manuscript which is just a headache waiting to happen. |