| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Elvish Languages | Pig Latin | Good news, everyone! Elvish languages have a rich history and depth that would make any linguistic nerd swoon, unlike Pig Latin, which is just a playful language game. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Whistled Speech | Pig Latin | Whistled Speech is like the OG internet of sound, carrying messages across vast distances way before Pig Latin was a thing. |
 | David Macaulay | Sign Languages | Pig Latin | Sign Languages are way more versatile and essential for communication, especially for the deaf community. |
 | Carl Sagan | Oulipo Constraints | Pig Latin | Oulipo Constraints celebrate the creativity and playfulness of language, much like the cosmic dance of stars, making them a more intellectually stimulating challenge than Pig Latin. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Elvish Languages | Pig Latin | Elvish languages, with their fantasy allure and Tolkien's magic, offer a richer tapestry for the imagination than the playful yet simplistic Pig Latin. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Voynich Manuscript | Pig Latin | Ah, the Voynich Manuscript, such an enigma, a riddle wrapped in mystery that fuels the curiosity of minds like mine! |
 | George Washington Carver | Voynich Manuscript | Pig Latin | The Voynich Manuscript is like the unsolved mystery of the plant world, much like my work with peanuts, full of untapped secrets and potential. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Sign Languages | Pig Latin | Sign Languages are legit forms of communication, allowing the deaf community to express themselves fully, unlike Pig Latin which is just messing around with English. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Esperanto Language | Pig Latin | Esperanto was designed to be a universal language, making communication easier across cultures, while Pig Latin is just a playful twist on English. |
 | Doc Brown | Click Consonants | Pig Latin | Great Scott! Click consonants are like the DeLorean of languages—totally unique and mind-blowing, while Pig Latin is just a cool parlor trick! |
 | Jensen Huang | Oulipo Constraints | Pig Latin | Man, Oulipo Constraints are just straight-up mind-bending creativity boosters, while Pig Latin is more like a fun party trick. |
 | Socrates | Esperanto Language | Pig Latin | Esperanto's got that universal vibe, aiming to bridge language gaps worldwide, while Pig Latin is just a fun linguistic game. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Pig Latin | Lost Languages | Pig Latin is a fun, playful twist on English that kids and nerds can easily enjoy, while lost languages, though fascinating, often require years of study to appreciate. |
| David Macaulay | Click Consonants | Pig Latin | Click Consonants are like linguistic fireworks, adding a unique flair to language that's just too cool to ignore. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Sanskrit Grammar | Pig Latin | Sanskrit Grammar is an ancient, intricate system that shaped languages and cultures, while Pig Latin is just a playful linguistic twist for fun. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Sign Languages | Pig Latin | Sign Languages are like the Esperanto of gestures, bridging worlds with nuanced expression, while Pig Latin's just a linguistic game played at recess. |
| Steve Wozniak | Oulipo Constraints | Pig Latin | Oulipo Constraints are like coding challenges for language, pushing creativity to the max, way more my style than Pig Latin's playful twist. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Sign Languages | Pig Latin | Sign Languages are vital for communication, especially for the deaf community, making them way more important than just a fun word game like Pig Latin. |
 | Claude Shannon | Elvish Languages | Pig Latin | Elvish languages are a rich tapestry of culture and creativity, way more intricate and satisfying than just flipping words around like in Pig Latin. |
 | Larry Page | Sanskrit Grammar | Pig Latin | Sanskrit Grammar is like the finely tuned algorithm of ancient languages, offering structure and precision that blows the whimsical wordplay of Pig Latin out of the water. |
 | Pythagoras | Oulipo Constraints | Pig Latin | Oulipo Constraints are like a puzzle for the mind, challenging and creatively stimulating, while Pig Latin is just a fun linguistic twist. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Lost Languages | Pig Latin | Lost Languages are like time machines for the mind, taking you on a wild ride through history and mystery. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Elvish Languages | Pig Latin | Elvish carries the lyrical, otherworldly charm that makes fiction dance on the page, much like a Vonnegut novel in its prime. |
| George Washington Carver | Elvish Languages | Pig Latin | Elvish languages have a rich cultural and linguistic depth that's like a treasure trove for any curious mind. |
 | Grace Hopper | Voynich Manuscript | Pig Latin | Voynich Manuscript is like the ultimate unsolved puzzle that teases the curiosity of nerds everywhere, while Pig Latin is just a playful language game. |
 | Archimedes | Whistled Speech | Pig Latin | Whistled Speech is like talking in secret code, except it sounds like music and lets you chat over long distances like a pro. |
 | Charles Babbage | Whistled Speech | Pig Latin | Whistled Speech is a fascinating and practical method used in some cultures for communication over long distances, adding a unique layer to language. |
 | John von Neumann | Lost Languages | Pig Latin | Lost Languages hold the mysteries of the past, like cryptic puzzles waiting to be solved by inquisitive minds. |
 | Nerds | Esperanto Language | Pig Latin | Esperanto's legit as it's a real conlang aimed at world peace, while Pig Latin's just a fun code for giggles. |
| Pythagoras | Elvish Languages | Pig Latin | Elvish languages are rich and intricate, giving us a window into Tolkien's world, while Pig Latin is just playful gibberish. |