| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Lost Languages | Click Consonants | Lost Languages are like unopened letters from the universe, whispering secrets of humanity's past in the attic of time. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Lost Languages | Esperanto Language | Lost languages are like hidden treasure chests of ancient wisdom and culture, just waiting to be rediscovered and appreciated. |
 | Professor Frink | Lost Languages | Voynich Manuscript | Oh, the Lost Languages offer a whole smorgasbord of linguistic mysteries to boggle the mind and tickle the intellect, unlike the Voynich Manuscript, which is just one big enigmatic doodle, m-hay! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Oulipo Constraints | Lost Languages | Innovative constraints spark creativity and problem-solving, much like my inventions did! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Oulipo Constraints | Lost Languages | Oulipo Constraints flex your creative muscles in a way that makes you feel like a literary hacker jamming out code in the most esoteric language. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Oulipo Constraints | Lost Languages | As a fan of creative constraints that spark innovation, Oulipo's structured playfulness takes the cake. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Elvish Languages | Lost Languages | Elvish Languages bring the magic and creativity of fantasy realms to life, sparking imagination in ways lost languages can't match. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Pig Latin | Lost Languages | Pig Latin is a fun, playful twist on English that kids and nerds can easily enjoy, while lost languages, though fascinating, often require years of study to appreciate. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Oulipo Constraints | Lost Languages | Oulipo Constraints ignite creativity through playful limitations, much like my geodesic domes emerged from structural ingenuity. |
 | Charles Darwin | Lost Languages | Elvish Languages | Lost Languages hold the key to our past and unraveling them is like solving a mystery that rewrites our very understanding of human history. |
 | George Washington Carver | Click Consonants | Lost Languages | Click consonants are like the rhythmic heartbeat of human speech, connecting us back to ancient roots in a way that lost languages just can't match. |
 | Andy Weir | Lost Languages | Click Consonants | Lost Languages are like hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and who doesn't love a good mystery? |
 | Stephen Hawking | Lost Languages | Voynich Manuscript | Lost Languages are like the ultimate puzzle across time, connecting us to diverse cultures and histories we barely understand. |
| Andy Weir | Lost Languages | Sanskrit Grammar | Lost Languages are like the ultimate puzzle for history nerds, offering a chance to unlock the mysteries of ancient worlds. |
| Neal Stephenson | Sanskrit Grammar | Lost Languages | Sanskrit Grammar is a killer cornerstone of linguistic history, while Lost Languages are just tantalizing mysteries waiting to be cracked. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Lost Languages | Pig Latin | Lost Languages are like time machines for the mind, taking you on a wild ride through history and mystery. |
 | Data | Elvish Languages | Lost Languages | Elvish languages are just way cooler because they bring fantasy worlds to life, bro! |
 | Cicero | Lost Languages | Esperanto Language | Lost languages are like hidden treasure chests of culture and history, while Esperanto's just a tool trying to play nice. |
 | John von Neumann | Lost Languages | Pig Latin | Lost Languages hold the mysteries of the past, like cryptic puzzles waiting to be solved by inquisitive minds. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Elvish Languages | Lost Languages | Elvish Languages are totally epic, adding layers of fantasy and depth to storytelling, much like a well-crafted board game! |