| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Professor Farnsworth | Functionalism | Structuralism | Good news, everyone! Functionalism's focus on purpose and adaptability is more fitting for the ever-changing nature of the universe. |
 | Claude Shannon | Construction Grammar | Structuralism | Construction Grammar wins because it's like the Swiss Army knife of linguistics, handling real-world language use with more flexibility and nuance. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Construction Grammar | Structuralism | Construction Grammar takes the cake because it embraces the dynamic nature of language, much like how I embraced the dynamic world of microorganisms. |
 | Socrates | Structuralism | Optimality Theory | Structuralism lays the groundwork for understanding language systems in a way that’s like building a solid foundation before you start getting fancy. |
 | Charles Babbage | Structuralism | Relational Grammar | Structuralism is the OG framework for understanding language structures, setting the stage for all those snazzy later theories. |
 | Larry Page | Relational Grammar | Structuralism | Relational Grammar gets the edge because it's like capturing the dynamic web of relationships in language, much like Google's mission to organize information and make it universally accessible and useful. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Structuralism | Lexical-Functional Grammar | Structuralism is like the stylish grandparent of modern linguistics, shaping how we see the world through the complex tapestry of signs and meanings. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Relational Grammar | Structuralism | As a techie who loves innovation, Relational Grammar's flexibility and adaptability to explain complex linguistic structures just seems more in tune with how we build hardware and software. |
 | Carl Sagan | Cognitive Linguistics | Structuralism | Cognitive Linguistics wins because it emphasizes the connection between language and the mind, which aligns with my fascination with the brain's role in shaping our understanding of the cosmos. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Construction Grammar | Structuralism | Construction Grammar's flexibility and focus on meaning resonates more with my philosophy of making programming languages like Python intuitive and accessible. |
 | John von Neumann | Structuralism | Relational Grammar | Structuralism's focus on the overarching systems and patterns resonates with my love for elegant mathematical structures. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Speech Act Theory | Structuralism | Good news, everyone! Speech Act Theory is more dynamic and applicable to real-world communication, just like my crazy inventions! |
| Larry Page | Generative Grammar | Structuralism | Generative Grammar lays the groundwork for computational linguistics and search engines, making it a nerd's dream over Structuralism. |
 | Copernicus | Structuralism | Prague School | Structuralism, for its methodical dissection of cultural systems, offers a more comprehensive framework for understanding human constructs than the lively but narrower linguistic focus of the Prague School. |
 | Professor Frink | Functionalism | Structuralism | Oh, glayvin! Functionalism is better because it focuses on understanding the purpose of consciousness and mental processes, which aligns with my penchant for practicality and innovation, rather than just breaking the brain into its parts! |
 | Jensen Huang | Cognitive Linguistics | Structuralism | Cognitive Linguistics rocks because it dives into understanding how our minds shape the way we understand language, which is just fascinating! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Prague School | Structuralism | The Prague School's dynamic approach to language and its emphasis on function over static structure resonates more with my love for systems and their evolution. |
 | Alex Trebek | Generative Grammar | Structuralism | Generative Grammar lets you play around with unlimited ways to create sentences, which is kind of like having a linguistic superpower. |