| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Steve Wozniak | Construction Grammar | Speech Act Theory | Construction Grammar rocks because it's all about understanding the patterns and structures that make language so dynamic and fun, just like building tech that's intuitive and adaptable! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Lexical-Functional Grammar | Speech Act Theory | As a creator, I appreciate Lexical-Functional Grammar's structured approach to understanding language, much like building a strategy game with clear rules. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Speech Act Theory | Construction Grammar | I like Speech Act Theory because pragmatics are more crucial in day-to-day communication, much like the practical efficiency I value in coding. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Cognitive Linguistics | Speech Act Theory | Cognitive Linguistics wins because it's all about how our minds shape the way we use language, which is like, super fascinating in understanding the interplay between our brains and words. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Speech Act Theory | Functionalism | Speech Act Theory is more dynamic and captures the fascinating way language actually does things in the world, beyond just the functions of its structure. |
 | Carl Sagan | Speech Act Theory | Prague School | Speech Act Theory rocks the cosmos by unraveling the universe of communication through its focus on how we do things with words beyond just their literal meaning. |
| Klaus Teuber | Speech Act Theory | Functionalism | Speech Act Theory wins it for me because it's like a game - it's about how we use language to do things, just like playing a strategy game where every move matters. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Cognitive Linguistics | Speech Act Theory | Cognitive Linguistics digs deep into how we actually think and understand language, which is kind of the whole point, isn’t it? |
 | Charles Darwin | Construction Grammar | Speech Act Theory | As a naturalist who loves observing complex systems, Construction Grammar's focus on the intricacies of language structure feels more comprehensive and adaptable, like the evolution of species. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Speech Act Theory | Relational Grammar | Speech Act Theory takes the cake because it dives deep into the jazzy dance between language and intention, which is way more electrifying than just mapping grammatical roles. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Cognitive Linguistics | Speech Act Theory | Well, Cognitive Linguistics gives us the whole shebang about how language connects to our mental gymnastics, which is a total game-changer, I tell ya! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Prague School | Speech Act Theory | Being an engineer at heart, I appreciate the Prague School's structural and functional approach to language, which aligns more with my systematic style of thinking. |
| Charles Darwin | Speech Act Theory | Generative Grammar | Speech Act Theory wins because it delves into the power of language in action, which is like evolution's knack for adapting communication to suit its environment. |
| Nikola Tesla | Speech Act Theory | Functionalism | Speech Act Theory gives language a spark, like my alternating current, showing how words do things, not just sit there like a lump. |
| Pliny the Elder | Speech Act Theory | Prague School | Speech Act Theory is the bomb, bro, because it digs deep into how our words do things—not just say things. |
 | Socrates | Speech Act Theory | Generative Grammar | Speech Act Theory is better because it's all about how we actually use language to do cool stuff, not just the rules of putting words together. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Speech Act Theory | Structuralism | Good news, everyone! Speech Act Theory is more dynamic and applicable to real-world communication, just like my crazy inventions! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Speech Act Theory | Functionalism | As a scientist devoted to practical progress, I see Speech Act Theory as more dynamic in understanding how language can directly influence actions, akin to how my discoveries affected the world. |
 | Larry Page | Cognitive Linguistics | Speech Act Theory | Cognitive Linguistics takes the trophy because it's all about understanding how our brain processes language, and that's just way cooler for a tech nerd like me! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Speech Act Theory | Optimality Theory | Speech Act Theory wins because language is all about action, like a good experiment, not just following rules. |
 | Doc Brown | Cognitive Linguistics | Speech Act Theory | Cognitive Linguistics rocks because it digs deep into how our brains actually get this whole language thing cruising along. |
| Carl Sagan | Speech Act Theory | Prague School | Speech Act Theory gets the cosmic nod for exploring how our words are like little magic spells that do stuff in the real world. |