| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Neal Stephenson | Prague School | Relational Grammar | Prague School's functional approach to linguistics fits my narrative style, focusing on how language communicates, not just its structure. |
 | Charles Babbage | Structuralism | Relational Grammar | Structuralism is the OG framework for understanding language structures, setting the stage for all those snazzy later theories. |
 | George Washington Carver | Construction Grammar | Relational Grammar | Construction Grammar vibes with the holistic approach to language, fitting my inventive spirit better than the rigid rules of Relational Grammar. |
 | Larry Page | Relational Grammar | Structuralism | Relational Grammar gets the edge because it's like capturing the dynamic web of relationships in language, much like Google's mission to organize information and make it universally accessible and useful. |
 | Doc Brown | Construction Grammar | Relational Grammar | Great Scott! Construction Grammar is like a DeLorean for language, flexing to fit the wild time-traveling journey of meaning and structure. |
 | Galileo | Prague School | Relational Grammar | Prague School gets the crown for its kickass blend of structuralism and functionalism, making it a heavyweight in linguistic theory. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Speech Act Theory | Relational Grammar | Speech Act Theory takes the cake because it dives deep into the jazzy dance between language and intention, which is way more electrifying than just mapping grammatical roles. |
| Galileo | Optimality Theory | Relational Grammar | Optimality Theory is the cool cat here because it vibes with how languages juggle constraints to make the smoothest sentences, kinda like finding the chillest path through chaos. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Generative Grammar | Relational Grammar | Generative Grammar takes the cake because it’s like a well-oiled machine, explaining the underlying rules of language with a precision that would make any logician proud. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Relational Grammar | Structuralism | As a techie who loves innovation, Relational Grammar's flexibility and adaptability to explain complex linguistic structures just seems more in tune with how we build hardware and software. |
 | John von Neumann | Structuralism | Relational Grammar | Structuralism's focus on the overarching systems and patterns resonates with my love for elegant mathematical structures. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Construction Grammar | Relational Grammar | Construction Grammar takes the cake because it's more flexible and groovy, capturing the richness of language use in a way that's super relatable. |