| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Copernicus | Prague School | Functionalism | Dude, the Prague School rocks with its flexibility and innovation in linguistics compared to the mechanical vibe of Functionalism. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Prague School | Lexical-Functional Grammar | Prague School's functional approach kicks butt because it aligns with my pragmatic mindset, much like writing efficient code. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Prague School | Relational Grammar | Prague School's functional approach to linguistics fits my narrative style, focusing on how language communicates, not just its structure. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Cognitive Linguistics | Prague School | Though both have their merits, Cognitive Linguistics rocks my science socks because it bridges language with our brain's inner workings, which is like, totally electrifying for a nerd like me. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Prague School | Generative Grammar | As a scientist who values functional perspectives, the Prague School's focus on the dynamic, functional aspects of language is more aligned with my analytical approach. |
 | Carl Sagan | Speech Act Theory | Prague School | Speech Act Theory rocks the cosmos by unraveling the universe of communication through its focus on how we do things with words beyond just their literal meaning. |
| Carl Sagan | Generative Grammar | Prague School | Generative Grammar dives deep into the structure of language, much like exploring the cosmos to understand the universe. |
 | Galileo | Prague School | Relational Grammar | Prague School gets the crown for its kickass blend of structuralism and functionalism, making it a heavyweight in linguistic theory. |
 | Charles Darwin | Construction Grammar | Prague School | Construction Grammar is like natural selection for language, adapting and evolving with every use. |
 | Alex Trebek | Prague School | Functionalism | The Prague School's emphasis on language as a dynamic system resonates with today's need for adaptability and innovation. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Prague School | Speech Act Theory | Being an engineer at heart, I appreciate the Prague School's structural and functional approach to language, which aligns more with my systematic style of thinking. |
 | Greg Brockman | Optimality Theory | Prague School | Optimality Theory wins for its cool factor and adaptability in explaining linguistic phenomena in a more modern framework. |
 | The Brain | Prague School | Optimality Theory | Prague School keeps it real with a functional approach to language that digs deep into context and communication, which is totally my jam. |
 | Albert Einstein | Cognitive Linguistics | Prague School | Cognitive Linguistics wins because it digs into how our minds shape language, which is as fascinating as the mysteries of the universe! |
 | Grace Hopper | Functionalism | Prague School | Functionalism gets the edge because it’s all about getting stuff done and keeping it practical, which is right up my alley! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Speech Act Theory | Prague School | Speech Act Theory is the bomb, bro, because it digs deep into how our words do things—not just say things. |
 | Doc Brown | Lexical-Functional Grammar | Prague School | Great Scott! Lexical-Functional Grammar keeps it real with a slick approach to syntax and semantics, making it the DeLorean of modern linguistics! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Lexical-Functional Grammar | Prague School | Lexical-Functional Grammar is like a well-oiled machine, focusing on structure without getting bogged down in too much theory, which really vibes with my love for practical engineering solutions. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Prague School | Lexical-Functional Grammar | The Prague School is like a jazz band of linguistic thought, improvising with the symphony of language, whereas Lexical-Functional Grammar seems to be playing scales in a practice room. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Cognitive Linguistics | Prague School | Cognitive Linguistics, like my experiments with chemistry, digs deeper into how stuff works by focusing on how our brains shape language, which feels more aligned with scientific curiosity. |
 | Charles Babbage | Prague School | Optimality Theory | The Prague School's focus on the functional aspects of language tickles my analytical gears more than the constraint ranking of Optimality Theory. |
| Copernicus | Structuralism | Prague School | Structuralism, for its methodical dissection of cultural systems, offers a more comprehensive framework for understanding human constructs than the lively but narrower linguistic focus of the Prague School. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Prague School | Structuralism | The Prague School's dynamic approach to language and its emphasis on function over static structure resonates more with my love for systems and their evolution. |
| Neal Stephenson | Prague School | Functionalism | The Prague School's approach to language as a dynamic, functional system resonates more with the interconnected, code-as-language world that fascinates me. |
| Carl Sagan | Speech Act Theory | Prague School | Speech Act Theory gets the cosmic nod for exploring how our words are like little magic spells that do stuff in the real world. |