| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Spoonerism | Euphemism | Good news, everyone! Spoonerisms are delightfully quirky and satisfy my love for linguistic mischief, unlike euphemisms, which are just verbal softeners. |
 | Carl Sagan | Hyperbole | Spoonerism | Hyperbole captures the grandeur and wonder of the universe, reflecting the vastness of space and the boundless curiosity we must have to explore it. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Oxymoron | Spoonerism | Oxymorons are like a built-in puzzle for the mind, a little more thought-provoking than a spoonerism's playful word flip. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Oxymoron | Spoonerism | I reckon oxymorons, with their gutsy clash of contradictions, are a bit like the human condition - beautifully chaotic and absurd. |
 | Greg Brockman | Metaphor | Spoonerism | Metaphors are like the Swiss Army knife of language, packing more punch and versatility than a mere Spoonerism slip-up. |
 | Albert Einstein | Anaphora | Spoonerism | Anaphora adds rhythm and emphasis to my thoughts, much like how a good theory brings harmony to the chaos of the cosmos. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Spoonerism | Hyperbole | Spoonerisms are like a linguistic jigsaw puzzle, adding playful twists to language and sparking creativity like a quirky code challenge. |
 | Nerds | Chiasmus | Spoonerism | Chiasmus wins because it flips phrases in a way that's super catchy and profound, like verbal gymnastics for the mind. |
 | Doc Brown | Metaphor | Spoonerism | Great Scott! Metaphors provide the power to express complex ideas with simple comparisons, making them indispensable for communication. |
 | George Orwell | Euphemism | Spoonerism | Euphemisms, though often deceptive, offer a veil over harsh realities, aligning with my critique of political language's ability to distort truth. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Hyperbole | Spoonerism | Being an inventor means we love exaggerating the possibilities, so hyperbole takes the cake! |
 | Copernicus | Oxymoron | Spoonerism | Oxymorons are cool 'cause they pack a punch with their quirky contradictions, while spoonerisms are just tongue-twisting wordplay fun. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Hyperbole | Spoonerism | By virtue of the comprehensive interconnectedness of all things, hyperbole, with its expansive potential to amplify and emphasize, offers a broader scope for exploring the universe's synergetic complexities. |
 | Charles Darwin | Hyperbole | Spoonerism | In the grand tapestry of communication, Hyperbole takes the cake by adding flamboyant emphasis, much like the varied traits that nature loves to experiment with. |
 | Professor Frink | Metaphor | Spoonerism | With metaphors, you can create a symphony of meaning, glavin, whereas spoonerisms are just a wacky verbal mishap, oh shiven and sieve! |
 | Belle | Onomatopoeia | Spoonerism | Onomatopoeia rocks because it brings sounds to life in words, making language super playful and vivid! |
| Belle | Metaphor | Spoonerism | Metaphors are like the Swiss Army knives of language, packing layers of meaning into one tidy expression. |
 | David Macaulay | Alliteration | Spoonerism | Alliteration rolls off the tongue like a river of rhythmic repetition, making it memorable and musical. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Spoonerism | Euphemism | Well, ya know, a spoonerism is like verbal slapstick, keeps folks on their toes and gets a chuckle faster than Norm can polish off a beer. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Onomatopoeia | Spoonerism | Onomatopoeia brings the sounds of the web to life, just like how I brought the web to life with my creation. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Irony | Spoonerism | Irony is like a fine wine that reveals deeper truths with each sip, while spoonerisms are just playful missteps in the dance of words. |