| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Irony | Anaphora | Well ya know, Irony is like a surprise twist in a good story, keeps ya on your toes, and that's what makes life interesting, don't ya think? |
 | Louis Pasteur | Metaphor | Irony | Metaphor, like a potent cultural ferment, enriches understanding by transforming the abstract into the tangible. |
 | Doc Brown | Metaphor | Irony | Great Scott! Metaphors are like time machines for the mind, taking you places with just a simple comparison! |
 | Greg Brockman | Irony | Hyperbole | Irony's like a brainy ninja, sneaking in layers of meaning, whereas hyperbole's just yelling for attention. |
 | Andy Weir | Irony | Anaphora | Irony gives you that 'aha!' moment of cleverness that just feels so satisfying. |
 | Claude Shannon | Irony | Alliteration | Irony takes the crown because it adds layers of wit and a twist of surprise that keeps folks on their toes. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Irony | Hyperbole | Irony captures the paradoxes of life in a way that reveals deeper truths, much like history’s twists and turns that have shaped our great nation. |
| Doc Brown | Irony | Chiasmus | Great Scott! Irony adds that electrifying twist to reality that makes it as thrilling as a 1.21-gigawatt lightning bolt! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Irony | Euphemism | Irony, much like a geodesic dome, reveals unexpected truths by turning expectations on their head. |
 | Albert Einstein | Irony | Hyperbole | Irony twists reality with a clever elegance that mirrors the complexity of the universe, much like a well-crafted equation. |
 | Marie Curie | Metaphor | Irony | Metaphors radiate layers of meaning, just like the elements I uncovered in my lab. |
 | George Washington Carver | Metaphor | Irony | Metaphors are like the rich soil that cultivates understanding, connecting ideas in a way that everyone can dig. |
| Louis Pasteur | Irony | Euphemism | As a scientist, I find irony to be a compelling tool for highlighting contradictions in research and understanding, making it a more potent choice than euphemism. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Irony | Alliteration | Irony is the playful jab at the absurdity of life, which every writer worth their salt knows is the real spice of storytelling. |
 | Copernicus | Irony | Anaphora | Irony, because it adds that extra zing of unexpectedness to language, making conversations way more interesting. |
 | David Macaulay | Metaphor | Irony | Metaphor builds bridges that let us travel through abstract ideas with ease, while irony often leaves us stuck in a loop of 'wait, what?' |
 | Guido van Rossum | Irony | Oxymoron | Irony often adds layers of depth and humor, just like Python code with unexpected twists. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Irony | Oxymoron | Irony's like the Swiss army knife of language, able to twist meaning and stir thought with a flick of its conceptual blade. |
| Doc Brown | Irony | Onomatopoeia | Great Scott! Irony is like a time-traveling DeLorean, taking you places you didn't expect. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Irony | Alliteration | Irony is like coding; it delivers unexpected insights that keep things interesting. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Irony | Alliteration | I love the surprise and humor in irony, just like the unexpected twists in tech innovation. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Irony | Spoonerism | Irony is like a fine wine that reveals deeper truths with each sip, while spoonerisms are just playful missteps in the dance of words. |