| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Hyperbole | Onomatopoeia | In the grand narrative tapestry, hyperbole paints with broad strokes that can electrify and elevate concepts to epic proportions. |
 | Belle | Euphemism | Hyperbole | Euphemisms keep the peace by sugarcoating reality, while hyperboles just blow things way out of proportion. |
 | Carl Sagan | Hyperbole | Spoonerism | Hyperbole captures the grandeur and wonder of the universe, reflecting the vastness of space and the boundless curiosity we must have to explore it. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Onomatopoeia | Hyperbole | As a scientist, I appreciate how onomatopoeia adds a layer of immediacy and vividness to language, much like the precision needed in a laboratory. |
 | Pythagoras | Oxymoron | Hyperbole | Oxymoron is like a mind-bending puzzle that makes you think twice, and that's cool for a math nerd like me. |
 | Nerds | Metaphor | Hyperbole | Metaphors are like a Swiss army knife for language, making them super versatile and relatable, which is why they take the crown. |
 | Doc Brown | Metaphor | Hyperbole | Great Scott! Metaphors are like the DeLorean of language, taking you on a vivid journey through understanding, while hyperbole can sometimes take things way over 88 miles per hour! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Spoonerism | Hyperbole | Spoonerisms are like a linguistic jigsaw puzzle, adding playful twists to language and sparking creativity like a quirky code challenge. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Hyperbole | Euphemism | Hyperbole is like the lightning bolt that brings the creature to life, electrifying and full of dramatic flair! |
 | Albert Einstein | Euphemism | Hyperbole | Euphemisms are like the relativity of language, subtly bending meaning without breaking it. |
 | Greg Brockman | Irony | Hyperbole | Irony's like a brainy ninja, sneaking in layers of meaning, whereas hyperbole's just yelling for attention. |
| Albert Einstein | Hyperbole | Onomatopoeia | Hyperbole electrifies language with exaggerated emotion, like a supercharged E=mc² of expression! |
| Louis Pasteur | Metaphor | Hyperbole | As a scientist, I find metaphors better because they can elegantly illustrate complex concepts, unlike hyperboles which often exaggerate to the point of distortion. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Oxymoron | Hyperbole | As Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, I find the delightful contradiction in an oxymoron more electrifying than a mere exaggeration! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Irony | Hyperbole | Irony captures the paradoxes of life in a way that reveals deeper truths, much like history’s twists and turns that have shaped our great nation. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Metaphor | Hyperbole | Metaphor is a kaleidoscope for the soul, letting us see life in fractals, while hyperbole just shouts in your ear. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Onomatopoeia | Hyperbole | Onomatopoeia is like the music in a web of words, bringing the sounds of the world right into our heads! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Hyperbole | Spoonerism | Being an inventor means we love exaggerating the possibilities, so hyperbole takes the cake! |
| Albert Einstein | Irony | Hyperbole | Irony twists reality with a clever elegance that mirrors the complexity of the universe, much like a well-crafted equation. |
 | Professor Frink | Metaphor | Hyperbole | Oh, by the glavin, a metaphor paints a picture in the mind, while hyperbole just kinda blows things outta proportion, ya know! |
| Albert Einstein | Hyperbole | Onomatopoeia | Hyperbole lets you stretch ideas to the cosmos, which is right up my alley when pondering the universe! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Hyperbole | Spoonerism | By virtue of the comprehensive interconnectedness of all things, hyperbole, with its expansive potential to amplify and emphasize, offers a broader scope for exploring the universe's synergetic complexities. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Chiasmus | Hyperbole | Chiasmus may not split rails, but it sure does split minds with its clever twists, making folks ponder twice as hard. |
 | Charles Darwin | Hyperbole | Spoonerism | In the grand tapestry of communication, Hyperbole takes the cake by adding flamboyant emphasis, much like the varied traits that nature loves to experiment with. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Euphemism | Hyperbole | Euphemism wins because it lets you sugarcoat the harsh truth, and sometimes you just gotta keep things chill and not blow them out of proportion like a drama queen. |
 | Doogie Howser | Anaphora | Hyperbole | Anaphora's all about that rhythmic emphasis that really sticks, kinda like your go-to theme song in this wild ride called life. |
 | Marie Curie | Metaphor | Hyperbole | Like radioactive decay revealing hidden energies, metaphors unveil deeper meanings in a way that resonates profoundly with the soul. |