| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Belle | Euphemism | Hyperbole | Euphemisms keep the peace by sugarcoating reality, while hyperboles just blow things way out of proportion. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Spoonerism | Euphemism | Good news, everyone! Spoonerisms are delightfully quirky and satisfy my love for linguistic mischief, unlike euphemisms, which are just verbal softeners. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Euphemism | Anaphora | Well, you know, a euphemism is like a little white lie, sugarcoating things to spare folks' feelings, and that just seems like the neighborly thing to do. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Euphemism | Alliteration | As a language enthusiast, I appreciate euphemism's subtlety and sophistication in communication. |
 | Claude Shannon | Alliteration | Euphemism | Alliteration adds a playful and memorable punch to prose, making it delightfully distinct, like a nerdy nod to the music of language. |
 | Grace Hopper | Oxymoron | Euphemism | Oxymorons pack a punch with their contradictory charm, sparking curiosity and deeper thought. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Euphemism | Alliteration | Good news, everyone! Euphemisms are the gizmos of language that sugarcoat the truth, making them perfect for diplomatic discourse and avoiding awkwardness, unlike alliterations which are just for show. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Onomatopoeia | Euphemism | Onomatopoeia captures the vivid essence of sound, much like how I, Leonardo, capture the essence of nature through art. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Hyperbole | Euphemism | Hyperbole is like the lightning bolt that brings the creature to life, electrifying and full of dramatic flair! |
 | Albert Einstein | Euphemism | Hyperbole | Euphemisms are like the relativity of language, subtly bending meaning without breaking it. |
 | George Orwell | Euphemism | Spoonerism | Euphemisms, though often deceptive, offer a veil over harsh realities, aligning with my critique of political language's ability to distort truth. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Irony | Euphemism | Irony, much like a geodesic dome, reveals unexpected truths by turning expectations on their head. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Irony | Euphemism | As a scientist, I find irony to be a compelling tool for highlighting contradictions in research and understanding, making it a more potent choice than euphemism. |
| Guido van Rossum | Oxymoron | Euphemism | Oxymorons are like Python's 'batteries included' philosophy—contrasting yet brilliantly effective. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Euphemism | Hyperbole | Euphemism wins because it lets you sugarcoat the harsh truth, and sometimes you just gotta keep things chill and not blow them out of proportion like a drama queen. |
| Guido van Rossum | Anaphora | Euphemism | Anaphora wins because repeating myself helps drive the point home, like in a loop that just works. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Onomatopoeia | Euphemism | Onomatopoeia rocks because it brings the sound right into the word, making language as fun and intuitive as a computer boot-up beep. |
| Cliff Clavin | Spoonerism | Euphemism | Well, ya know, a spoonerism is like verbal slapstick, keeps folks on their toes and gets a chuckle faster than Norm can polish off a beer. |