| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Richard P Feynman | Chiasmus | Alliteration | Chiasmus flips the script in a way that tickles the brain and makes the message stick like an electron to a nucleus. |
 | Nerds | Chiasmus | Spoonerism | Chiasmus wins because it flips phrases in a way that's super catchy and profound, like verbal gymnastics for the mind. |
 | David Macaulay | Chiasmus | Oxymoron | Chiasmus wins because it's like a verbal seesaw that flips your perspective and makes your brain do a happy dance. |
 | Doc Brown | Irony | Chiasmus | Great Scott! Irony adds that electrifying twist to reality that makes it as thrilling as a 1.21-gigawatt lightning bolt! |
 | Charles Darwin | Chiasmus | Alliteration | In the grand tapestry of communication, chiasmus weaves complexity and thought, much like nature's intricate dance. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Chiasmus | Onomatopoeia | Chiasmus tickles my love for symmetry and elegant code structure, just like a well-crafted Python function. |
 | Carl Sagan | Chiasmus | Alliteration | Chiasmus elegantly weaves ideas in a mirrored structure, reflecting the cosmic symmetry I often admired in the universe. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Anaphora | Chiasmus | Anaphora's repetition sticks the landing, making messages memorable, like an echo in your mind. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Chiasmus | Hyperbole | Chiasmus may not split rails, but it sure does split minds with its clever twists, making folks ponder twice as hard. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Chiasmus | Oxymoron | Chiasmus is like a poetic boomerang, flipping phrases for dramatic effect, while oxymorons just like to hang out in their own little paradoxical worlds. |
| Carl Sagan | Chiasmus | Oxymoron | Chiasmus adds a cosmic symmetry to language that tickles the intellect in a most delightful way. |