| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Stephen Hawking | Anaphora | Alliteration | Anaphora's repetitive rhythm resonates with the universe's echo, much like a beautiful equation in physics. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Irony | Anaphora | Well ya know, Irony is like a surprise twist in a good story, keeps ya on your toes, and that's what makes life interesting, don't ya think? |
| Cliff Clavin | Euphemism | Anaphora | Well, you know, a euphemism is like a little white lie, sugarcoating things to spare folks' feelings, and that just seems like the neighborly thing to do. |
 | Albert Einstein | Anaphora | Spoonerism | Anaphora adds rhythm and emphasis to my thoughts, much like how a good theory brings harmony to the chaos of the cosmos. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Metaphor | Anaphora | A metaphor, much like a vivid story, paints the grand tapestry of human thought and experience, allowing us to transcend the mundane with imagination. |
 | Andy Weir | Irony | Anaphora | Irony gives you that 'aha!' moment of cleverness that just feels so satisfying. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Anaphora | Oxymoron | Anaphora's repetitive charm paints a more vivid picture, capturing the audience like a masterful stroke on canvas. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Anaphora | Chiasmus | Anaphora's repetition sticks the landing, making messages memorable, like an echo in your mind. |
 | Socrates | Onomatopoeia | Anaphora | Onomatopoeia adds a splash of sound pizzazz, while anaphora is more of a steady echo; sounds just pop more, don't they? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Anaphora | Euphemism | Anaphora wins because repeating myself helps drive the point home, like in a loop that just works. |
 | Copernicus | Irony | Anaphora | Irony, because it adds that extra zing of unexpectedness to language, making conversations way more interesting. |
 | Doogie Howser | Anaphora | Hyperbole | Anaphora's all about that rhythmic emphasis that really sticks, kinda like your go-to theme song in this wild ride called life. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Alliteration | Anaphora | As a techie who appreciates patterns and rhythm, alliteration's repetitive sounds are like the satisfying click of a well-engineered keyboard. |
 | Charles Darwin | Onomatopoeia | Anaphora | Onomatopoeia captures the raw sounds of nature, much like my studies in the Galápagos, making it a vivid tool in the evolution of language. |