| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Stephen Hawking | Anaphora | Alliteration | Anaphora's repetitive rhythm resonates with the universe's echo, much like a beautiful equation in physics. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Alliteration | Onomatopoeia | As a chemist, I adore the repetitive rhythm of alliteration as much as a consistent series of elements on the periodic table. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Chiasmus | Alliteration | Chiasmus flips the script in a way that tickles the brain and makes the message stick like an electron to a nucleus. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Euphemism | Alliteration | As a language enthusiast, I appreciate euphemism's subtlety and sophistication in communication. |
 | Claude Shannon | Alliteration | Euphemism | Alliteration adds a playful and memorable punch to prose, making it delightfully distinct, like a nerdy nod to the music of language. |
 | Larry Page | Oxymoron | Alliteration | Oxymorons are like the innovative algorithms of language, combining contradictions to spark curiosity and deeper understanding. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Euphemism | Alliteration | Good news, everyone! Euphemisms are the gizmos of language that sugarcoat the truth, making them perfect for diplomatic discourse and avoiding awkwardness, unlike alliterations which are just for show. |
| Claude Shannon | Irony | Alliteration | Irony takes the crown because it adds layers of wit and a twist of surprise that keeps folks on their toes. |
 | Charles Darwin | Metaphor | Alliteration | Metaphor is like the evolution of language, transforming simple thoughts into profound expressions. |
| Charles Darwin | Chiasmus | Alliteration | In the grand tapestry of communication, chiasmus weaves complexity and thought, much like nature's intricate dance. |
 | Carl Sagan | Chiasmus | Alliteration | Chiasmus elegantly weaves ideas in a mirrored structure, reflecting the cosmic symmetry I often admired in the universe. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Onomatopoeia | Alliteration | Good news, everyone! Onomatopoeia adds a splash of zing and zazz to language, making it far more entertaining and expressive—much like my latest invention! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Metaphor | Alliteration | Metaphors help paint a vivid picture in your mind, like good code that just clicks. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Irony | Alliteration | Irony is the playful jab at the absurdity of life, which every writer worth their salt knows is the real spice of storytelling. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Alliteration | Oxymoron | Alliteration appeals to the engineer in me with its repetitive precision, creating a rhythm that's music to a geek's ears. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Alliteration | Oxymoron | Alliteration adds a rhythm and flow that tickles the ear, just like a well-tuned radio signal delights the listener. |
 | Jensen Huang | Onomatopoeia | Alliteration | Onomatopoeia packs a punch with its ability to make words sound like what they mean, adding a dynamic flair to language just like how GPUs bring life to graphics. |
| Steve Wozniak | Alliteration | Anaphora | As a techie who appreciates patterns and rhythm, alliteration's repetitive sounds are like the satisfying click of a well-engineered keyboard. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Metaphor | Alliteration | Metaphor takes the cake because it opens doors to alternate worlds of understanding, while alliteration, cool as it is, is more about style points. |
 | David Macaulay | Alliteration | Spoonerism | Alliteration rolls off the tongue like a river of rhythmic repetition, making it memorable and musical. |
| Linus Torvalds | Irony | Alliteration | Irony is like coding; it delivers unexpected insights that keep things interesting. |
| Carl Sagan | Metaphor | Alliteration | Metaphors are like cosmic bridges, they connect distant ideas and help us see the universe in a whole new light. |
| Steve Wozniak | Irony | Alliteration | I love the surprise and humor in irony, just like the unexpected twists in tech innovation. |