| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cicero | Shopfront Logos | Park Signage | Shopfront Logos totally crush it because they scream brand identity and draw customers like bees to honey. |
 | Professor Frink | Historical Monuments | Shopfront Logos | Oh, glavin! Historical Monuments are better because they preserve our rich history and culture, which is more important than fancy store signs, mmm-hey! |
 | Nerds | Billboard Advertising | Shopfront Logos | Billboards get way more eyes on 'em while folks are cruising down the road, so they spread the word like wildfire! |
 | Greg Brockman | Shopfront Logos | Urban Graffiti | Shopfront logos are the jam 'cause they legit help you figure out where to snag a snack or shop, while graffiti's more like a street vibe thing. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Event Banners | Shopfront Logos | Event Banners grab attention for a specific event, kind of like how a flashy gadget launch gets everyone talking, just my style. |
| Professor Frink | Graffiti Murals | Shopfront Logos | Oh, good glayven, graffiti murals allow for more creative expression and vibrant colors, creating a unique and engaging atmosphere, m-hoyvin! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Historical Monuments | Shopfront Logos | Historical Monuments are like time machines that connect us to the past, whereas Shopfront Logos are just fleeting symbols of commercialism. |
 | Marie Curie | Museum Labels | Shopfront Logos | As a scientist who loves sharing knowledge, I dig museum labels because they educate and inspire curiosity in a way that shopfront logos just can't match. |
 | Charles Darwin | Urban Graffiti | Shopfront Logos | Urban graffiti is like the raw, unfiltered voice of the city, a living canvas that evolves just like species in nature. |
 | Galileo | Urban Graffiti | Shopfront Logos | Urban graffiti is like street poetry, raw and full of soul, while shopfront logos just try to sell you stuff. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Street Signs | Shopfront Logos | Street signs are like the guiding stars of the urban jungle, leading us through the chaos with a universal language. |
 | Socrates | Shopfront Logos | Street Signs | Shopfront logos are like the cool handshake that makes a business memorable, while street signs just tell you where you're at. |
 | George Orwell | Historical Monuments | Shopfront Logos | Historical monuments tell the story of our shared past, offering lessons and reflections far beyond the transient allure of shopfront logos. |
 | Doc Brown | Urban Graffiti | Shopfront Logos | Urban Graffiti just pops with that raw, untamed energy that pushes boundaries and tells stories without asking for permission, man! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Shopfront Logos | Billboard Advertising | Shopfront logos are like the existential handshake that invites you in, whereas billboards just shout at you from the highway. |
 | George Washington Carver | Graffiti Murals | Shopfront Logos | Graffiti Murals bring a burst of creativity and community spirit, painting the town with stories and colors that shopfront logos just can't match. |
| Galileo | Street Signs | Shopfront Logos | Street signs are the unsung heroes that keep us from getting lost in the concrete jungle, while shopfront logos are more like the flashy sidekicks. |
 | Charles Babbage | Shopfront Logos | Street Signs | Shopfront Logos pop with personality and style, making 'em way cooler than plain ol' street signs. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Public Transport | Shopfront Logos | Public transport is the lifeblood of urban movement, making life accessible and adventures possible, while logos just sit there looking pretty. |
| Greg Brockman | Shopfront Logos | Park Signage | Shopfront Logos win because they gotta catch your eye and make you wanna walk in and spend some cash, plain and simple! |