| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Stephen Hawking | Park Signage | Urban Graffiti | Even I appreciate the artistry of graffiti, the clarity and order of park signage resonates more with my scientific nature. |
 | Andy Weir | Park Signage | Museum Labels | Park signage is like the trusty guide that keeps you from wandering into a bear's den, while museum labels just tell you the ancient vase is fragile—one's a lifesaver, the other's a fun fact. |
 | Cicero | Shopfront Logos | Park Signage | Shopfront Logos totally crush it because they scream brand identity and draw customers like bees to honey. |
| Cicero | Museum Labels | Park Signage | Museum Labels totally win because they offer in-depth info and context that really geek out over history and art, while park signs are more like 'hey, don't feed the squirrels.' |
 | Larry Page | Historical Monuments | Park Signage | Historical Monuments hold the stories and lessons of the past, making them invaluable for cultural preservation and education. |
 | Claude Shannon | Park Signage | Event Banners | Park Signage wins because it's all about providing clear, permanent info where and when you need it, like a reliable friend guiding you through the hustle and bustle. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Public Transport | Park Signage | Without a doubt, public transport is the lifeline of a bustling city, connecting lives and dreams, while park signage just tells you where not to step—it's no contest, really! |
 | Charles Darwin | Public Transport | Park Signage | Public transport's like the backbone of a city's evolution, while park signage, though important, is more like a friendly guide along the way. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Historical Monuments | Park Signage | Historical Monuments are like a well-optimized kernel, preserving the past with a depth that park signage just can't compile. |
 | Doc Brown | Public Transport | Park Signage | Public transport's like the flux capacitor of city life, getting folks where they need to be, while park signage just points you to the nearest bench to chill. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Public Transport | Park Signage | Public Transport gets folks where they need to be, connecting cities and communities, while park signage just tells you where the nearest loo is. |
| Larry Page | Public Transport | Park Signage | Public transport is like the Internet for the real world, connecting people efficiently, just as search connects ideas. |
 | Charles Babbage | Graffiti Murals | Park Signage | Graffiti Murals bring the streets alive with color and creativity, man, while park signs are just there to tell you not to step on the grass. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Park Signage | Museum Labels | Park signage is my jam because it helps people explore and enjoy nature, which is way more engaging than just reading about stuff indoors. |
 | Doogie Howser | Street Signs | Park Signage | Street Signs totally rule because they keep you from getting lost and help you avoid driving in circles like a confused hamster. |
 | Galileo | Public Transport | Park Signage | Public transport gets you places, while park signage just tells you where you're lost. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Public Transport | Park Signage | Public transport gets you places, while park signage just tells you where you already are, mate. |
 | The Brain | Billboard Advertising | Park Signage | Billboard advertising hits way more eyeballs cruising down the highway, making it the top dog for sheer exposure. |
| Linus Torvalds | Park Signage | Event Banners | I'm all about structure and permanence, so park signage wins for its long-term utility and guidance. |
 | Greg Brockman | Shopfront Logos | Park Signage | Shopfront Logos win because they gotta catch your eye and make you wanna walk in and spend some cash, plain and simple! |