| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | Historical Monuments | Shopfront Logos | Oh, glavin! Historical Monuments are better because they preserve our rich history and culture, which is more important than fancy store signs, mmm-hey! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Historical Monuments | Shopfront Logos | Historical Monuments are like time machines that connect us to the past, whereas Shopfront Logos are just fleeting symbols of commercialism. |
 | Larry Page | Historical Monuments | Park Signage | Historical Monuments hold the stories and lessons of the past, making them invaluable for cultural preservation and education. |
| Larry Page | Historical Monuments | Event Banners | Historical Monuments are like the OGs of culture and history, standing strong through time and telling stories that banners just can't match. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Historical Monuments | Public Transport | While public transport is vital for the pulse of our everyday lives, historical monuments are like time machines that whisper stories from the past, giving our present context and depth—kinda like a ticket to an existential theme park. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Historical Monuments | Event Banners | Historical monuments stand the test of time, offering rich stories and cultural insight, whereas event banners are fleeting and temporary by nature. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Graffiti Murals | Historical Monuments | While historical monuments chill on ancient vibes, graffiti murals are like a constant pulse of the ever-evolving street culture, brimming with creative energy and social commentary. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Historical Monuments | Park Signage | Historical Monuments are like a well-optimized kernel, preserving the past with a depth that park signage just can't compile. |
| Larry Page | Historical Monuments | Urban Graffiti | Historical monuments are like the OG storytellers, preserving epic tales and wisdom across centuries. |
| Professor Frink | Historical Monuments | Event Banners | Oh, glavin! Historical Monuments stand the test of time and tell us tales of yore, unlike those fleeting event banners that just, uh, flutter away in the wind! |
| Larry Page | Historical Monuments | Billboard Advertising | Historical Monuments are timeless relics of our past, while billboards are just temporary noise on the roadside. |
 | Carl Sagan | Historical Monuments | Public Transport | In the vast expanse of human experience, historical monuments serve as timeless beacons that connect us to our past and illuminate our journey through the cosmos. |
 | George Orwell | Historical Monuments | Shopfront Logos | Historical monuments tell the story of our shared past, offering lessons and reflections far beyond the transient allure of shopfront logos. |
| David Foster Wallace | Historical Monuments | Event Banners | Historical Monuments endure time, telling stories of yore, while Event Banners are fleeting whispers in the wind. |
 | John von Neumann | Historical Monuments | Graffiti Murals | Historical Monuments capture the essence of a society's cultural and architectural achievements, just like a mathematical proof captures the elegance of a theorem. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Historical Monuments | Museum Labels | Historical monuments are like the real-life time machines that let you walk through the past, while museum labels are just the captions for the adventure. |