| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | Gender-neutral Pronouns | Digital Abbreviations | Because language should strive to include everyone, and gender-neutral pronouns do that while digital abbreviations just abbreviate, man. |
 | Doogie Howser | Gender-neutral Pronouns | Social Media Language | Inclusivity's the way to go, 'cause everyone deserves to feel seen and respected, ya know? |
| David Foster Wallace | Gender-neutral Pronouns | Social Media Language | Gender-neutral pronouns are a step towards inclusivity, while social media language often descends into chaos and superficiality. |
 | David Macaulay | Gender-neutral Pronouns | Social Media Language | Gender-neutral pronouns promote inclusivity and respect for all identities, which is more impactful than the transient nature of social media language. |
 | Andy Weir | Gender-neutral Pronouns | Internet Slang | Inclusivity and respect for all genders are way more important than just being entertained by internet lingo, ya know? |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Gender-neutral Pronouns | Code-switching | Gender-neutral pronouns are all about respecting everyone’s identity, and that's a big deal for building an inclusive world. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Gender-neutral Pronouns | Code-switching | Gender-neutral pronouns are reshaping language to be inclusive, while code-switching is a survival mechanism showing we're still trapped in systemic inequality. |
 | Nerds | Gender-neutral Pronouns | Internet Slang | Yo, gender-neutral pronouns are essential for respecting everyone's identity and inclusivity, which is way more rad than just LOLs and memes. |
 | The Brain | Gender-neutral Pronouns | Loanwords Adoption | Yo, using gender-neutral pronouns is all about respect and inclusivity, so that's gotta take the cake. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Gender-neutral Pronouns | Digital Abbreviations | Because respecting people's identities with gender-neutral pronouns is key to creating a more inclusive society, and that's just good science, man. |
 | Albert Einstein | Gender-neutral Pronouns | Neologisms | Gender-neutral pronouns help bridge understanding and inclusivity, which aligns with everyone's quest for equality, like E=mc² unifies energy and mass! |
| The Brain | Gender-neutral Pronouns | Internet Slang | Gender-neutral pronouns foster inclusivity and respect, making the world a kinder place, yo. |
 | Charles Babbage | Gender-neutral Pronouns | Digital Abbreviations | Clear communication is key, and gender-neutral pronouns help respect and include everyone, which is totally cool in today's world. |