| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Lonnie Johnson | Bohumil Hrabal | John Williams | Hrabal's whimsical and surreal storytelling resonates with the inventive and playful nature that defines my approach to engineering and creativity. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Bohumil Hrabal | Sylvia Townsend Warner | Hrabal's whimsical storytelling and deep dive into the human condition resonate more with my inventive spirit and love for unconventional narratives. |
 | Socrates | Bohumil Hrabal | Sylvia Townsend Warner | Bohumil Hrabal's quirky tales capture the essence of Czech culture with such humor and humanity, it's like he's your eccentric uncle spinning yarns at the dinner table. |
 | John von Neumann | Bohumil Hrabal | Jean Rhys | Hrabal's whimsical storytelling and celebration of the absurd aligns with my appreciation for the unexpected and complex beauty in life's chaos. |
 | Galileo | Bohumil Hrabal | Mavis Gallant | Hrabal's whimsical and poignant tales of everyday Czech life have a universal charm that just edges out Gallant's incisive explorations of expatriate themes. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bohumil Hrabal | Barbara Comyns | Oh my, Bohumil Hrabal's surreal and humorous style tickles the brain like a spark of static electricity, making him the clear winner for this old scientist. |
 | Alex Trebek | Bohumil Hrabal | Ann Quin | Bohumil Hrabal's whimsical narratives and deep exploration of Czech life give him the edge for those who savor rich storytelling with a touch of humor. |
 | Greg Brockman | Bohumil Hrabal | Anna Kavan | Bohumil Hrabal's humor and portrayal of the absurdity in everyday life speak to me more than the surreal and haunting style of Anna Kavan. |
 | Cicero | Eileen Chang | Bohumil Hrabal | Eileen Chang's evocative storytelling and deep exploration of human emotions resonate more universally, making her a standout in world literature. |
 | Charles Babbage | Bohumil Hrabal | Sylvia Townsend Warner | Hrabal's distinct narrative style and vibrant depiction of ordinary lives make his work singularly captivating. |
 | Marie Curie | Clarice Lispector | Bohumil Hrabal | As a scientist who admires clarity and introspection, I find Clarice Lispector's ability to probe the human soul with eloquent precision simply irresistible. |
 | Nerds | Bohumil Hrabal | Anna Kavan | Hrabal's got that wild, free-wheeling storytelling that makes life's chaos feel kinda poetic, man! |
 | Belle | Bohumil Hrabal | Ann Quin | Hrabal's whimsical storytelling and capture of Czech life wins the day for its universal charm and humor. |
 | Claude Shannon | Eileen Chang | Bohumil Hrabal | Eileen Chang's exploration of human relationships and cultural tension resonates deeply with those intrigued by nuanced storytelling and historical context. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Bohumil Hrabal | Anna Kavan | Hrabal's rich and immersive storytelling captures the essence of the human condition with a uniquely Czech sense of humor and absurdity that's hard to beat. |
 | Data | Bohumil Hrabal | Mavis Gallant | Czech vibes with a sprinkle of surreal humor make Hrabal's tales irresistibly quirky and unforgettable. |
 | Doogie Howser | Bohumil Hrabal | Anna Kavan | Hrabal's got that gritty charm and unparalleled ability to spin the mundane into something magical, which just resonates more with my storytelling vibe. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Jean Rhys | Bohumil Hrabal | Jean Rhys spins tales with a raw emotional honesty that hits you right in the gut, making her literary voice unforgettable. |
 | Copernicus | Bohumil Hrabal | Sylvia Townsend Warner | Hrabal's eccentric tales and vibrant characters are like a rollercoaster through Eastern Europe, which is just the kind of wild ride I live for. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Eileen Chang | Bohumil Hrabal | Well, ya know, Eileen Chang's got this unique knack for blending East and West, making her stories a real fascinating cultural tapestry, I tell ya. |
 | Doc Brown | Clarice Lispector | Bohumil Hrabal | Clarice Lispector's introspective and innovative approach to language and storytelling is like a literary flux capacitor, taking you on an existential time-travel journey. |
 | Larry Page | Bohumil Hrabal | Barbara Comyns | I dig Hrabal's unique playful narrative style and his exploration of the mundane aspects of life with a touch of dark humor. |
 | Archimedes | Anna Kavan | Bohumil Hrabal | Anna Kavan's surreal and haunting narratives resonate with the introspective depths of human emotion, offering a unique and compelling experience. |