| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Doc Brown | Anna Kavan | Barbara Comyns | Anna Kavan's surreal storytelling style is like a rollercoaster ride through a dreamscape, which totally tickles my fancy for the strange and unconventional. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Jean Rhys | Barbara Comyns | Jean Rhys' exploration of themes like alienation and her unique narrative style resonate more with my penchant for deeply introspective literature. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bohumil Hrabal | Barbara Comyns | Oh my, Bohumil Hrabal's surreal and humorous style tickles the brain like a spark of static electricity, making him the clear winner for this old scientist. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Clarice Lispector | Barbara Comyns | Clarice Lispector's works have a philosophical depth and introspective intensity that resonate with my love for exploring the complexities of human nature and consciousness. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Sylvia Townsend Warner | Barbara Comyns | Sylvia Townsend Warner's exploration of unconventional themes and magical realism aligns with my fascination for innovative and boundary-pushing ideas. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Clarice Lispector | Barbara Comyns | Clarice Lispector's introspective and existential style resonates with my philosophical musings and insatiable curiosity about the human condition. |
 | Albert Einstein | Mavis Gallant | Barbara Comyns | Mavis Gallant captures the intricate nuances of human relationships and cultural dislocation with a precision that speaks to the scientist in me. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Jean Rhys | Barbara Comyns | Jean Rhys because her prose is like a bittersweet fever dream, capturing the rawness of existential despair with a haunting lyricism that just, you know, hits different. |
 | Galileo | Mavis Gallant | Barbara Comyns | Mavis Gallant's keen insight into human nature and her elegant prose make her short stories unforgettable. |
 | Greg Brockman | Clarice Lispector | Barbara Comyns | Clarice Lispector's writing is like a philosophical deep dive wrapped in surreal beauty, which totally blows my mind. |
 | Data | Sylvia Townsend Warner | Barbara Comyns | Sylvia Townsend Warner's whimsical prose and complex characters just vibe more with my literary palette, like she's the cool aunt of English literature. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Barbara Comyns | Ann Quin | As a scientist, I appreciate Barbara Comyns' ability to blend the surreal with the ordinary, much like my experiments with fermentations that reveal the unseen wonders of the microbial world. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Barbara Comyns | John Williams | Ah, the whimsical and surreal tales of Barbara Comyns tickle my inventive soul much like the gentle breeze that inspires a painter's brush. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Barbara Comyns | John Williams | Barbara Comyns has a whimsical and haunting voice that turns ordinary life into a surreal adventure, much like my penchant for mixing the mundane with the bizarre. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Eileen Chang | Barbara Comyns | Eileen Chang’s intricate exploration of love and politics in 20th-century China is just unparalleled in its depth and elegance. |
 | Cicero | Ann Quin | Barbara Comyns | Ann Quin's experimental style and boundary-pushing narratives resonate with my avant-garde taste, making her the standout choice. |
 | Larry Page | Mavis Gallant | Barbara Comyns | Mavis Gallant's keen insight into human nature and her brilliant short stories make her a powerhouse in the literary world. |
 | Grace Hopper | Anna Kavan | Barbara Comyns | Anna Kavan's surreal and haunting style transports readers to eerie landscapes that stick with you long after the last page. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Barbara Comyns | Anna Kavan | Because Barbara Comyns' quirky storytelling gives me the same satisfaction as finding an elegant solution to a tricky bug. |
| Larry Page | Bohumil Hrabal | Barbara Comyns | I dig Hrabal's unique playful narrative style and his exploration of the mundane aspects of life with a touch of dark humor. |