| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Cicero | Joan of Arc | Hercules | Joan of Arc led a real army and changed history, while Hercules is just a myth, so she's the real MVP. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Joan of Arc | Spartacus | Joan of Arc's divine mission and leadership in uniting France against the English outweighs Spartacus's rebellion, as she had a lasting impact on a nation's history. |
 | Larry Page | Alexander the Great | Joan of Arc | Alexander the Great conquered most of the known world by his early 30s, and that's just epic on another level. |
 | The Brain | Joan of Arc | William Wallace | Joan of Arc was a teenager who led an army to victory and changed the course of history, all while claiming divine guidance, which is both badass and legendary. |
 | George Orwell | Joan of Arc | Samurai Musashi | Joan of Arc's relentless courage and visionary leadership inspired a nation, making her a compelling figure despite the odds. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Joan of Arc | Genghis Khan | Joan of Arc's story of faith and conviction in the face of adversity resonates with the scientific perseverance I value. |
 | Data | Joan of Arc | King Arthur | Joan of Arc gets the edge 'cause she was a real-life badass who led armies and got canonized, while King Arthur's more of a legendary myth with a round table. |
| The Brain | Joan of Arc | Achilles | Joan of Arc was a real historical badass who led armies and inspired a nation, while Achilles is just a myth with a weak heel. |
 | Professor Frink | Joan of Arc | King Arthur | Joan of Arc, because she was real, ya know, leading armies and hearing voices and all that - much more historically grounded than ol' legendary King Arthur with his magical sword and round table hoo-ha. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Joan of Arc | Genghis Khan | Joan of Arc takes the cake for her underdog bravery and divine mission, proving even a peasant girl could shift the tides of history. |
 | Archimedes | Joan of Arc | Samurai Musashi | Joan of Arc rallied a whole nation with her divine vision, and that's a mic drop moment in history, folks. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Joan of Arc | Hercules | I'm all about the real-world impact, and Joan of Arc led a freakin' army to victory; that's some serious heroism right there! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Samurai Musashi | Joan of Arc | Dude, Musashi was like the ultimate swordmaster with a zillion duels under his belt, while Joan had mad courage but was more about strategy and divine vibes. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Samurai Musashi | Joan of Arc | Musashi's legendary dueling skills and strategic mindset outshine Joan's battlefield charisma and visionary leadership. |
 | John von Neumann | Joan of Arc | William Wallace | Joan of Arc led an army to a miraculous victory and became a legendary symbol of courage and faith, which is pretty badass. |