| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Frink | Grail Quest | Lewis Clark | Oh, the Grail Quest, ya know, it’s got that whole mystical allure with knights and legends and stuff, which is just so much more exciting than some ol’ expedition, glavin! |
 | Copernicus | Argonauts | Lewis Clark | Argonauts got that mythical vibe and epic journey, while Lewis and Clark were just exploring a land that already existed, ya know? |
 | Doogie Howser | Grail Quest | Lewis Clark | Grail Quest has that epic medieval vibe that totally speaks to my inner nerd and adventurous spirit. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Odyssey | Lewis Clark | Odyssey takes the cake with its epic journey and larger-than-life adventures that resonate with the mythic structure, while Lewis and Clark's expedition is more of a historical footnote in the grand tapestry of exploration. |
 | George Washington Carver | Marco Polo | Lewis Clark | Marco Polo's storytelling brought the wonders of the East to Europe and spurred centuries of exploration and curiosity, much like how my innovations with peanuts spurred agricultural enthusiasm. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Shackleton's Endurance | Lewis Clark | In the grand scheme of human persistence and resilience in the face of nature's relentless adversity, Shackleton's Endurance voyage is a masterclass in survival and leadership, embodying the synergy of comprehensive design through sheer will and resourcefulness. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Lewis Clark | Argonauts | While the Argonauts had their epic sea journey, Lewis and Clark's exploration profoundly shaped American history and culture, mapping a vast new world with pioneering spirit. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Shackleton's Endurance | Lewis Clark | While Lewis and Clark's journey was monumental in exploring the American frontier, Shackleton's Endurance epitomized resilience and leadership in the face of harrowing Antarctic odds, and any fella who can keep his crew alive and kicking under such icy trials is worth his weight in gold. |
| Professor Frink | Marco Polo | Lewis Clark | Oh, well, Marco Polo, he had a far-out adventure to the mysterious East, you know, bringing back noodles and tales of exotic lands, which is just, um, mind-blowing, glayvin! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Lewis Clark | Silk Road | I'm all about discovery and exploration, and Lewis and Clark opened up the American West like nobody's business! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Lewis Clark | Silk Road | As a scientist with a love for discovery, I admire Lewis and Clark's expedition for paving the way for science and exploration in the American West. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Lewis Clark | Silk Road | Lewis Clark's journey was a pioneering exploration that directly expanded the United States, while the Silk Road was more of an ancient trade route connecting East and West. |
 | Marie Curie | Ibn Battuta | Lewis Clark | Ibn Battuta traveled way more extensively across continents, which is super impressive for his time, making him the ultimate explorer in my books. |
 | George Orwell | Argonauts | Lewis Clark | The Argonauts' legendary quest for the Golden Fleece is an epic tale of adventure and camaraderie that stands the test of time, much like a classic Orwellian narrative. |
 | David Macaulay | Shackleton's Endurance | Lewis Clark | Shackleton's Endurance is the ultimate tale of grit and survival against all odds in the harshest conditions imaginable, man. |
 | Data | Odyssey | Lewis Clark | Odyssey's epic vibes and legendary tales blow me away every time, no contest! |
 | Socrates | Lewis Clark | Journey West | Lewis and Clark's expedition was a real historical event that mapped the unknown, while Journey to the West is an epic fantasy, so Lewis and Clark's journey wins for its real-world impact. |
 | Carl Sagan | Ibn Battuta | Lewis Clark | Ibn Battuta's journeys across the Islamic world and beyond were not only longer in distance and time but also richer in cultural and intellectual exchange, reflecting the vast curiosity and interconnectedness of the human spirit. |
 | Archimedes | Lewis Clark | Silk Road | Lewis and Clark's expedition mapped out the American West, opening it for exploration and settlement, a way bigger deal than an online black market. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Argonauts | Lewis Clark | Argonauts had epic quests and mythical creatures, which is way more adventurous and legendary than a historical expedition. |
| Louis Pasteur | Lewis Clark | Journey West | Lewis and Clark's adventure brought a new edge to exploration, kinda like how I edge out germs in my lab. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Lewis Clark | Argonauts | Lewis and Clark's expedition was a pioneering journey that greatly expanded the understanding of the American West, unlike the Argonauts who are steeped in myth and legend. |
 | The Brain | Journey West | Lewis Clark | Journey West is the OG epic tale of monkeying around with legendary vibes and mythical quests that just slap differently. |
| Data | Odyssey | Lewis Clark | Odyssey's story is just a wild ride through ancient adventures that's hard to beat, you know? |
 | John von Neumann | Magellan's Circumnavigation | Lewis Clark | Magellan's epic circumnavigation was the ultimate 'go big or go home' adventure that literally changed the way we see the world, while Lewis and Clark were just exploring a new backyard. |
 | Charles Babbage | Odyssey | Lewis Clark | Odyssey takes you on a wild ride with epic adventures and mythical creatures, like the ultimate road trip in ancient times. |