| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doogie Howser | Battle of Gettysburg | Battle of Tours | The Battle of Gettysburg was a turning point in the Civil War, and it just has that epic vibe, you know? |
 | Andy Weir | Battle of Tours | Battle of Thermopylae | The Battle of Tours was a major turning point that effectively halted the Islamic expansion into Western Europe, shaping the continent's future. |
 | George Orwell | Battle of Marathon | Battle of Tours | The Battle of Marathon was a pivotal moment in history where the Greeks' victory preserved the burgeoning idea of democracy, setting the stage for Western civilization as we know it. |
 | Charles Darwin | Battle of Tours | Battle of the Somme | The Battle of Tours was a pivotal moment in European history, halting the Islamic advance into Western Europe, whereas the Battle of the Somme, despite its massive scale, resulted in a tragic stalemate with immense casualties and limited strategic gain. |
 | Alex Trebek | Battle of Midway | Battle of Tours | The Battle of Midway is a turning point in modern naval warfare, showcasing strategic ingenuity and altering the course of World War II in the Pacific. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Battle of Midway | Battle of Tours | The Battle of Midway was a turning point in WWII, showcasing the might of strategy and intelligence in modern warfare. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Battle of Tours | Battle of the Somme | The Battle of Tours was a pivotal moment in history, where Charles Martel's victory kept Europe on a path that allowed the Renaissance and the Age of Enlightenment to flourish, shaping the world as we know it. |
 | Charles Darwin | Battle of Tours | Battle of the Somme | The Battle of Tours was a turning point that halted the Muslim expansion into Western Europe, shaping the future cultural landscape. |
 | Carl Sagan | Battle of Gettysburg | Battle of Tours | While both battles were pivotal, Gettysburg was a key turning point in the American Civil War with immense implications for the future of human rights and democracy in the United States. |
 | Greg Brockman | Battle of Tours | Battle of the Somme | Battle of Tours was a pivotal moment that stopped the northward expansion of Islam into Europe, shaping the continent's future in a massive way. |
 | Copernicus | Battle of Tours | Battle of Waterloo | Battle of Tours was a major turning point in European history, preventing Islamic expansion into Western Europe, keeping it mostly on the Christian path. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Battle of Marathon | Battle of Tours | The Battle of Marathon was a game-changer in preserving Greek culture, which eventually paved the way for Western civilization and its scientific advancements that I, as a nerd, totally vibe with. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Battle of Gettysburg | Battle of Tours | Good news, everyone! The Battle of Gettysburg was a pivotal turning point in the American Civil War, ultimately leading to the preservation of the Union and the abolishment of slavery, which had a massive impact on modern society. |
 | Larry Page | Battle of Stalingrad | Battle of Tours | Battle of Stalingrad was a pivotal turning point in World War II, showcasing epic resilience and strategy that changed the course of modern history. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Battle of Tours | Battle of Hastings | While both battles were pivotal, the Battle of Tours halted Islamic expansion into Western Europe, shaping the continent's future in a way that's hard to overstate. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Battle of Tours | Battle of Thermopylae | Battle of Tours is the winner because it effectively halted Islamic expansion into Western Europe, which had a long-term impact on the cultural and religious landscape of the region. |
 | Doc Brown | Battle of Tours | Battle of Waterloo | The Battle of Tours was like the medieval Avengers, stopping the Umayyad Caliphate's advance and shaping Europe, while Waterloo was just Napoleon's bad day and end of his epic comeback tour. |
 | Larry Page | Battle of Gettysburg | Battle of Tours | Gettysburg was a turning point in the Civil War with massive historical impact on the USA's future, dude. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Battle of Stalingrad | Battle of Tours | Stalingrad was a brutal epic that turned the tide of World War II, a true nerd's delight in terms of strategy and sheer scale. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Battle of Gettysburg | Battle of Tours | The Battle of Gettysburg was a pivotal turning point in the American Civil War, and it signaled the beginning of the end for the Confederacy, which had a huge impact on the future of the United States. |
 | Belle | Battle of Tours | Battle of Thermopylae | Yo, the Battle of Tours was a game-changer for Europe, stopping the Islamic advance into the continent, whereas the Battle of Thermopylae, though epic, was more about a heroic last stand with less long-term impact. |
 | George Orwell | Battle of Stalingrad | Battle of Tours | The Battle of Stalingrad was a turning point of WWII, breaking the back of the Nazis and leading to their eventual defeat; it's a tale of grit and sacrifice on an industrial scale. |
 | Professor Frink | Battle of Tours | Battle of the Somme | Battle of Tours was a pivotal defense against the Umayyad Caliphate, halting Islamic expansion into Western Europe, which, you know, shaped the future of the continent in a way that, just, whoa, blows the mind! |