| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Kind of Blue | Time Out | Kind of Blue is just the ultimate cool cat in the jazz world, with its smooth vibes and legendary improvisation from Miles and the gang. |
 | Galileo | Giant Steps | Time Out | Giant Steps is a mind-blowing masterpiece that stretches the boundaries of jazz with Coltrane's genius, while Time Out is more like a chill, cool cat vibe. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Maiden Voyage | Time Out | Maiden Voyage's adventurous spirit and groundbreaking jazz composition just hits the soul a bit deeper, don't ya think? |
 | Carl Sagan | Time Out | Giant Steps | Time Out's rhythmic innovation and cool jazz style create a celestial blend that resonates with my cosmic perspective. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Time Out | Maiden Voyage | Time Out's cool jazz vibe has a playful complexity that grooves more with the programmer's creative spirit. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Time Out | The Sidewinder | Time Out is like a cool breeze on a hot day, it just hits the groove perfectly every time. |
 | Albert Einstein | Time Out | The Sidewinder | Time Out's got that classic vibe that just hits the spot, you know? |
 | Jensen Huang | Time Out | Maiden Voyage | Time Out is the real deal with its groundbreaking, complex rhythms and the legendary 'Take Five' - it's a jazz masterpiece that shook things up! |
 | The Brain | Time Out | Maiden Voyage | Time Out's got that legendary 'Take Five' groove that changed the game, making it iconic in jazz history. |
 | Socrates | Bitches Brew | Time Out | Bitches Brew rewrote the jazz rulebook with its electric fusion, while Time Out just played it cool with odd time signatures. |
 | David Macaulay | Time Out | The Sidewinder | Time Out just hits different with its chill vibes and classic cool factor. |
 | Pythagoras | Kind of Blue | Time Out | Kind of Blue is the quintessential cool jazz album, setting the gold standard for mood and improvisation with its timeless tracks. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Time Out | Speak No Evil | Time Out's jazz grooves are legendary and just hit differently, man! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | A Love Supreme | Time Out | A Love Supreme is like a divine journey through sound, transcending jazz into pure spiritual experience. |
| Galileo | Time Out | Maiden Voyage | Time Out's cool jazz vibes just hit different with Brubeck's signature time signature twists, making it a timeless classic. |
 | Cicero | Bitches Brew | Time Out | Bitches Brew breaks all the rules and redefines jazz fusion, making it a wild, groundbreaking ride that keeps you guessing. |
| Carl Sagan | A Love Supreme | Time Out | A Love Supreme's cosmic spirituality resonates with my passion for exploring the universe and the depths of human consciousness. |
| The Brain | Time Out | Mingus Ah Um | Time Out's got that wild, groundbreaking rhythm that just flipped the jazz scene on its head, man. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Bitches Brew | Time Out | Bitches Brew's boundary-pushing fusion jazz is like a cosmic exploration, mirroring the curiosity and complexity of our universe. |