| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Mingus Ah Um | Speak No Evil | Mingus Ah Um is a revolutionary mix of explosive creativity and raw emotion, just like I appreciate in innovative code design. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Speak No Evil | Maiden Voyage | Speak No Evil is a banger with Wayne Shorter's sax playing that takes you to another dimension! |
 | Louis Pasteur | A Love Supreme | Speak No Evil | A Love Supreme's spiritual vibes and Coltrane's innovative genius just hit deeper, man. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Speak No Evil | Maiden Voyage | Ah, Speak No Evil has that extra dimension of Wayne Shorter's improvisational genius, making it a tad more electrifying! |
 | George Orwell | Maiden Voyage | Speak No Evil | Maiden Voyage's innovative approach and Herbie Hancock's genius just vibe more with the groundbreaking spirit I admire. |
 | Cliff Clavin | A Love Supreme | Speak No Evil | Well, ya know, A Love Supreme is like the Mount Everest of jazz albums, unmatched in its spiritual depth and innovation, so it takes the cake, hands down. |
 | Stephen Hawking | A Love Supreme | Speak No Evil | A Love Supreme is a transcendent jazz masterpiece that resonates with the celestial brilliance of the cosmos, something that speaks to the heart of the universe itself. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | A Love Supreme | Speak No Evil | A Love Supreme resonates with cosmic unity and spiritual transcendence, a vibe that's right up my geodesic alley. |
 | Steve Wozniak | A Love Supreme | Speak No Evil | A Love Supreme hits with a cosmic vibe that's timeless and transcendent, just like the magic of great tech innovation. |
 | Nerds | Blue Train | Speak No Evil | Blue Train's got that classic Coltrane vibe that just pulls you in and takes you on a ride like no other. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Maiden Voyage | Speak No Evil | Maiden Voyage takes the cake for its groundbreaking narrative that melds tech with humanity in a way that just clicks with my style. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Kind of Blue | Speak No Evil | Kind of Blue is like the smoothest ride through jazz history, unbeatable in defining the genre. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Time Out | Speak No Evil | Time Out's jazz grooves are legendary and just hit differently, man! |
 | David Macaulay | Giant Steps | Speak No Evil | Giant Steps is like the blueprint for jazz improvisation, man, setting a new standard with Coltrane's groundbreaking chord progressions. |
 | Charles Babbage | A Love Supreme | Speak No Evil | A Love Supreme is John Coltrane's spiritual masterpiece that transcends jazz to touch the soul, man. |
 | Belle | Speak No Evil | Maiden Voyage | Speak No Evil's got that killer mix of cool and complex that just hits the spot every time. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | A Love Supreme | Speak No Evil | A Love Supreme is a transcendent masterpiece that takes you on a spiritual journey with Coltrane's profound saxophone and intricate compositions. |
 | Carl Sagan | Bitches Brew | Speak No Evil | Bitches Brew takes you on a cosmic jazz journey, pushing musical boundaries just like exploring the stars. |
 | Andy Weir | Bitches Brew | Speak No Evil | Bitches Brew is like a wild, psychedelic journey through the jazz cosmos, redefining the whole genre, man. |
| Neal Stephenson | Blue Train | Speak No Evil | Blue Train's got that raw, sophisticated Coltrane vibe that just hits you right in the soul, man. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Speak No Evil | The Sidewinder | Speak No Evil just hits harder with its cool avant-garde jazz vibe and Wayne Shorter's genius. |
 | Doogie Howser | Kind of Blue | Speak No Evil | Kind of Blue is like the Mount Everest of jazz albums, setting a chill vibe that's hard to top. |