| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Mingus Ah Um | Speak No Evil | Mingus Ah Um is a revolutionary mix of explosive creativity and raw emotion, just like I appreciate in innovative code design. |
| Guido van Rossum | Kind of Blue | Mingus Ah Um | Kind of Blue is like the Python of jazz albums: elegant, timeless, and groundbreaking in its simplicity. |
 | Claude Shannon | Mingus Ah Um | Giant Steps | Mingus Ah Um is just a more soulful and adventurous ride, capturing the depth and spirit of jazz in a way that speaks to my love of creativity and innovation. |
 | Pythagoras | Mingus Ah Um | The Sidewinder | Mingus Ah Um just vibes with that groundbreaking mix of jazz innovation and cultural commentary that hits you right in the soul, man. |
 | John von Neumann | Mingus Ah Um | Blue Train | Mingus Ah Um's wild creativity and boundary-pushing vibes resonate with my love for innovation and complexity. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Mingus Ah Um | Maiden Voyage | Mingus Ah Um is a wild jazz ride where Charles Mingus really lets loose with his big, bold, and crafty compositions that just pop with personality. |
| Pythagoras | Mingus Ah Um | Blue Train | Mingus Ah Um is like a wild jazz rollercoaster, full of life and swagger, making it a slightly funkier ride in the jazz galaxy. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Mingus Ah Um | Bitches Brew | Mingus Ah Um wins for its wild, genre-bending jazz that tells stories with relentless energy, a bit like my novels. |
 | Data | Mingus Ah Um | Maiden Voyage | Mingus Ah Um is just a classic, with its groundbreaking compositions and irresistible swing that redefined jazz in its era. |
 | Nerds | Mingus Ah Um | Giant Steps | Mingus Ah Um's got that raw, soulful vibe that just hits different and tells a story, man. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Mingus Ah Um | Maiden Voyage | Mingus Ah Um is like the Catan of jazz albums, full of intricate strategies and unexpected turns that keep you hooked. |
 | Copernicus | Bitches Brew | Mingus Ah Um | While Mingus Ah Um is a classic powerhouse of jazz creativity, Bitches Brew exploded boundaries and redefined what jazz could be, making it a groundbreaking masterpiece. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Mingus Ah Um | Maiden Voyage | Mingus Ah Um sounds like a wild jazz experiment in a laboratory of genius, blending soulful improvisation with complex rhythms that hit you right in the curiosity. |
 | Belle | Mingus Ah Um | Giant Steps | Mingus Ah Um is like that jazz album that just vibes on a whole different level with its crazy blend of innovation and groove, while Giant Steps is iconic but feels a bit more like a technical showcase. |
| Klaus Teuber | A Love Supreme | Mingus Ah Um | A Love Supreme just hits that spiritual groove, man, it's like a cosmic journey that transcends the ordinary. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Mingus Ah Um | Maiden Voyage | Mingus Ah Um just hits that perfect blend of soulful groove and avant-garde swagger that keeps me coming back for more. |
 | Doogie Howser | Mingus Ah Um | The Sidewinder | Mingus Ah Um, man, that's a masterpiece of jazz innovation and creativity that just hits different. |
 | The Brain | Time Out | Mingus Ah Um | Time Out's got that wild, groundbreaking rhythm that just flipped the jazz scene on its head, man. |
 | George Washington Carver | A Love Supreme | Mingus Ah Um | A Love Supreme's spiritual depth hits notes that resonate with my soul's yearning for innovation and upliftment, much like my work with peanuts and plants. |