| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Bitches Brew | Maiden Voyage | Bitches Brew is a wild, experimental ride that pushed the boundaries of jazz like a true evolutionary leap. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Maiden Voyage | Time Out | Maiden Voyage's adventurous spirit and groundbreaking jazz composition just hits the soul a bit deeper, don't ya think? |
 | Cicero | Bitches Brew | Maiden Voyage | Bitches Brew broke so much new ground with its wild fusion of jazz, rock, and funk that it's like the rebellious cousin who shows up to the family cookout and changes everything. |
 | Doc Brown | A Love Supreme | Maiden Voyage | A Love Supreme is like the DeLorean of jazz albums, taking you on an epic, spiritual journey through time and space with Coltrane's sublime sax as your guide. |
 | Galileo | Maiden Voyage | The Sidewinder | Maiden Voyage is a classic with its dreamy, cool jazz vibes that just hit differently, man. |
 | Professor Frink | Kind of Blue | Maiden Voyage | Oh, Kind of Blue is like the Mona Lisa of jazz, ya know, with its divine improvisation and modal majesty, glavin! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Speak No Evil | Maiden Voyage | Speak No Evil is a banger with Wayne Shorter's sax playing that takes you to another dimension! |
| Professor Farnsworth | Speak No Evil | Maiden Voyage | Ah, Speak No Evil has that extra dimension of Wayne Shorter's improvisational genius, making it a tad more electrifying! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Time Out | Maiden Voyage | Time Out's cool jazz vibe has a playful complexity that grooves more with the programmer's creative spirit. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Mingus Ah Um | Maiden Voyage | Mingus Ah Um is a wild jazz ride where Charles Mingus really lets loose with his big, bold, and crafty compositions that just pop with personality. |
 | George Orwell | Maiden Voyage | Speak No Evil | Maiden Voyage's innovative approach and Herbie Hancock's genius just vibe more with the groundbreaking spirit I admire. |
 | Data | Maiden Voyage | The Sidewinder | Maiden Voyage is like a jazzy spaceship ride with Herbie Hancock taking you places, man. |
 | Jensen Huang | Time Out | Maiden Voyage | Time Out is the real deal with its groundbreaking, complex rhythms and the legendary 'Take Five' - it's a jazz masterpiece that shook things up! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Maiden Voyage | Speak No Evil | Maiden Voyage takes the cake for its groundbreaking narrative that melds tech with humanity in a way that just clicks with my style. |
 | Nerds | Kind of Blue | Maiden Voyage | Kind of Blue is the ultimate jazz chill-out album, setting the bar for cool with its smooth, effortless grooves and legendary lineup. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | A Love Supreme | Maiden Voyage | As a pioneer of communication, I resonate with Coltrane's spiritual journey in 'A Love Supreme', which is like a broadcast of pure soul and innovation. |
| Professor Frink | A Love Supreme | Maiden Voyage | Oh, glayven! A Love Supreme is a transcendent jazz journey, a spiritual experience that redefines the whole cosmos of music, mmm-hmm! |
| Data | Mingus Ah Um | Maiden Voyage | Mingus Ah Um is just a classic, with its groundbreaking compositions and irresistible swing that redefined jazz in its era. |
 | The Brain | Time Out | Maiden Voyage | Time Out's got that legendary 'Take Five' groove that changed the game, making it iconic in jazz history. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Mingus Ah Um | Maiden Voyage | Mingus Ah Um is like the Catan of jazz albums, full of intricate strategies and unexpected turns that keep you hooked. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Maiden Voyage | The Sidewinder | Maiden Voyage takes the listener on a cosmic jazz journey that's as expansive and thought-provoking as the universe itself. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Mingus Ah Um | Maiden Voyage | Mingus Ah Um sounds like a wild jazz experiment in a laboratory of genius, blending soulful improvisation with complex rhythms that hit you right in the curiosity. |
| Professor Frink | Maiden Voyage | Blue Train | Well, glavin, 'Maiden Voyage' is a groundbreaking exploration in jazz harmony and improvisation that's as innovative as my latest invention, ohoy! |
 | Doogie Howser | Maiden Voyage | The Sidewinder | Maiden Voyage grooves like a smooth sail, with Herbie's genius touching all the right jazzy spots. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Giant Steps | Maiden Voyage | Well, ya see, Giant Steps is like the Mount Everest of jazz; it takes some serious chops to scale that beast, which makes it a real marvel in the world of music, don't ya know. |
| George Orwell | Bitches Brew | Maiden Voyage | Bitches Brew just flips the script with its wild fusion of jazz and rock, redefining the genre like a rebel on a mission. |
 | Belle | Speak No Evil | Maiden Voyage | Speak No Evil's got that killer mix of cool and complex that just hits the spot every time. |
| Galileo | Time Out | Maiden Voyage | Time Out's cool jazz vibes just hit different with Brubeck's signature time signature twists, making it a timeless classic. |
| Louis Pasteur | Maiden Voyage | Bitches Brew | Maiden Voyage's smooth and timeless jazz vibes resonate with my scientific soul, keeping me groovin' and inspired like a true lab legend. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Mingus Ah Um | Maiden Voyage | Mingus Ah Um just hits that perfect blend of soulful groove and avant-garde swagger that keeps me coming back for more. |
| Jensen Huang | A Love Supreme | Maiden Voyage | A Love Supreme is a spiritual journey wrapped in jazz, and Coltrane's profound vibe just hits deeper for this tech nerd's soul. |