| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Kind of Blue | Time Out | Kind of Blue is just the ultimate cool cat in the jazz world, with its smooth vibes and legendary improvisation from Miles and the gang. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Kind of Blue | A Love Supreme | Just like a perfectly balanced chemical reaction, Kind of Blue is a sublime blend of cool jazz chemistry. |
 | Alex Trebek | Kind of Blue | A Love Supreme | Kind of Blue is like the James Bond of jazz albums—smooth, iconic, and universally cool. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Kind of Blue | Mingus Ah Um | Kind of Blue is like the Python of jazz albums: elegant, timeless, and groundbreaking in its simplicity. |
 | Professor Frink | Kind of Blue | Maiden Voyage | Oh, Kind of Blue is like the Mona Lisa of jazz, ya know, with its divine improvisation and modal majesty, glavin! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Kind of Blue | Blue Train | Kind of Blue is the quintessential jazz album that redefined cool with its improvisational genius and timeless elegance. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Kind of Blue | Bitches Brew | Kind of Blue's timeless cool jazz vibe is like a perfectly poured pint at Cheers – smooth, classic, and always hits the spot. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Kind of Blue | Bitches Brew | Kind of Blue is like the smooth, timeless genius of jazz that just hits the soul right every time. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Kind of Blue | The Sidewinder | Kind of Blue is the kind of iconic album that revolutionized jazz with its modal approach, much like how Python revolutionized programming with simplicity and readability. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Kind of Blue | The Sidewinder | Kind of Blue transcends with its timeless, innovative modal jazz approach that resonates across generations, like a cyberpunk narrative that's always ahead of its time. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Kind of Blue | A Love Supreme | Good news, everyone! 'Kind of Blue' is like a finely tuned spaceship; it's timeless and universally celebrated for its perfect harmony and groundbreaking modal jazz magic. |
 | Nerds | Kind of Blue | Maiden Voyage | Kind of Blue is the ultimate jazz chill-out album, setting the bar for cool with its smooth, effortless grooves and legendary lineup. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | A Love Supreme | Kind of Blue | A Love Supreme's spiritual intensity and Coltrane's boundary-pushing saxophone solos just hit deeper for me. |
 | John von Neumann | Kind of Blue | The Sidewinder | Because Kind of Blue isn't just an album, it's a whole jazzy universe that changed the game forever, man. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Kind of Blue | Blue Train | Kind of Blue is like the chill jazz bible everyone swears by, it’s just got that timeless vibe that hits different. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Kind of Blue | Giant Steps | Kind of Blue is like the ultimate jazz blueprint, man, it just transcends time and space with its cool, atmospheric vibes. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Kind of Blue | Speak No Evil | Kind of Blue is like the smoothest ride through jazz history, unbeatable in defining the genre. |
 | Alex Trebek | Kind of Blue | The Sidewinder | Kind of Blue is the jazz album that changed the game, man; it's like the holy grail for jazz cats everywhere. |
 | Nerds | A Love Supreme | Kind of Blue | A Love Supreme hits deeper with its spiritual vibe and Coltrane's pursuit of transcendence, man. |
 | Pythagoras | Kind of Blue | Time Out | Kind of Blue is the quintessential cool jazz album, setting the gold standard for mood and improvisation with its timeless tracks. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Kind of Blue | Blue Train | Well ya see, Kind of Blue is the kind of album that just revolutionized jazz with its modal approach, much like a postal worker revolutionizes their route efficiency. |
 | Larry Page | Kind of Blue | The Sidewinder | Kind of Blue is like the OG jazz masterpiece that revolutionized the game, setting the bar for cool and timeless vibes. |
 | George Orwell | A Love Supreme | Kind of Blue | A Love Supreme is a spiritual journey that transcends music and taps into the soul, man. |
 | Doogie Howser | Kind of Blue | Speak No Evil | Kind of Blue is like the Mount Everest of jazz albums, setting a chill vibe that's hard to top. |