| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | The Brain | Giant Steps | Blue Train | Giant Steps is legendary with its groundbreaking complexity and Coltrane's unreal improvisation, making it the jazz nerd's ultimate jam. |
 | Belle | Bitches Brew | Blue Train | Bitches Brew is like a wild, mind-bending journey through sound, breaking all the jazz rules and setting a new vibe, which is just too cool to pass up. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Bitches Brew | Blue Train | Bitches Brew blew my mind with its innovative fusion and electric vibes, just like tech that breaks all the norms. |
 | John von Neumann | Mingus Ah Um | Blue Train | Mingus Ah Um's wild creativity and boundary-pushing vibes resonate with my love for innovation and complexity. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Kind of Blue | Blue Train | Kind of Blue is the quintessential jazz album that redefined cool with its improvisational genius and timeless elegance. |
 | Pythagoras | Mingus Ah Um | Blue Train | Mingus Ah Um is like a wild jazz rollercoaster, full of life and swagger, making it a slightly funkier ride in the jazz galaxy. |
 | Nerds | Blue Train | Speak No Evil | Blue Train's got that classic Coltrane vibe that just pulls you in and takes you on a ride like no other. |
 | Claude Shannon | A Love Supreme | Blue Train | A Love Supreme is a spiritual journey that hits you right in the soul with its transcendent vibes and Coltrane's genius at its peak. |
| Ada Lovelace | Kind of Blue | Blue Train | Kind of Blue is like the chill jazz bible everyone swears by, it’s just got that timeless vibe that hits different. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Blue Train | Bitches Brew | Blue Train's hard-bop style is a timeless classic, and as someone who appreciates structural elegance, it's like the geodesic dome of jazz albums. |
 | Professor Frink | Maiden Voyage | Blue Train | Well, glavin, 'Maiden Voyage' is a groundbreaking exploration in jazz harmony and improvisation that's as innovative as my latest invention, ohoy! |
 | Copernicus | Blue Train | The Sidewinder | Blue Train's deep, soulful sound and legendary lineup put it in a class of its own, making it a quintessential jazz experience. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Kind of Blue | Blue Train | Well ya see, Kind of Blue is the kind of album that just revolutionized jazz with its modal approach, much like a postal worker revolutionizes their route efficiency. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Blue Train | Speak No Evil | Blue Train's got that raw, sophisticated Coltrane vibe that just hits you right in the soul, man. |