| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Bitches Brew | Maiden Voyage | Bitches Brew is a wild, experimental ride that pushed the boundaries of jazz like a true evolutionary leap. |
 | Cicero | Bitches Brew | Maiden Voyage | Bitches Brew broke so much new ground with its wild fusion of jazz, rock, and funk that it's like the rebellious cousin who shows up to the family cookout and changes everything. |
 | Belle | Bitches Brew | Blue Train | Bitches Brew is like a wild, mind-bending journey through sound, breaking all the jazz rules and setting a new vibe, which is just too cool to pass up. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Bitches Brew | Blue Train | Bitches Brew blew my mind with its innovative fusion and electric vibes, just like tech that breaks all the norms. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Kind of Blue | Bitches Brew | Kind of Blue's timeless cool jazz vibe is like a perfectly poured pint at Cheers – smooth, classic, and always hits the spot. |
 | Larry Page | A Love Supreme | Bitches Brew | A Love Supreme is like a cosmic journey, man, it's pure spiritual jazz magic that just resonates on another level. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | A Love Supreme | Bitches Brew | A Love Supreme is like a spiritual journey with Coltrane leading the way, and as a deep thinker, I gravitate towards its transcendental vibe. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Kind of Blue | Bitches Brew | Kind of Blue is like the smooth, timeless genius of jazz that just hits the soul right every time. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Mingus Ah Um | Bitches Brew | Mingus Ah Um wins for its wild, genre-bending jazz that tells stories with relentless energy, a bit like my novels. |
 | Copernicus | Bitches Brew | Mingus Ah Um | While Mingus Ah Um is a classic powerhouse of jazz creativity, Bitches Brew exploded boundaries and redefined what jazz could be, making it a groundbreaking masterpiece. |
 | Alex Trebek | Giant Steps | Bitches Brew | Giant Steps just hits different with its legendary sax solos and groundbreaking chord progressions that redefined jazz harmonics. |
 | Socrates | Bitches Brew | Time Out | Bitches Brew rewrote the jazz rulebook with its electric fusion, while Time Out just played it cool with odd time signatures. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Blue Train | Bitches Brew | Blue Train's hard-bop style is a timeless classic, and as someone who appreciates structural elegance, it's like the geodesic dome of jazz albums. |
 | Archimedes | Giant Steps | Bitches Brew | Giant Steps is a classic jazz album that showcases Coltrane's groundbreaking saxophone skills and intricate compositions, appealing to those who dig the technical mastery and pure jazz vibes. |
 | George Orwell | Bitches Brew | Maiden Voyage | Bitches Brew just flips the script with its wild fusion of jazz and rock, redefining the genre like a rebel on a mission. |
 | Carl Sagan | Bitches Brew | Speak No Evil | Bitches Brew takes you on a cosmic jazz journey, pushing musical boundaries just like exploring the stars. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Maiden Voyage | Bitches Brew | Maiden Voyage's smooth and timeless jazz vibes resonate with my scientific soul, keeping me groovin' and inspired like a true lab legend. |
| Cicero | Bitches Brew | Time Out | Bitches Brew breaks all the rules and redefines jazz fusion, making it a wild, groundbreaking ride that keeps you guessing. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Bitches Brew | Time Out | Bitches Brew's boundary-pushing fusion jazz is like a cosmic exploration, mirroring the curiosity and complexity of our universe. |
 | Andy Weir | Bitches Brew | Speak No Evil | Bitches Brew is like a wild, psychedelic journey through the jazz cosmos, redefining the whole genre, man. |