| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Stephen Hawking | Phantom Drifter | Stealthy Swim | Phantom Drifter wins because its elusive nature makes it cooler and more intriguing, like a cosmic ghost riding the waves of space-time. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Veiled Glider | Phantom Drifter | Veiled Glider takes the cake because its sleek design maximizes aerodynamic efficiency, just like my geodesic domes make the most of space and stability. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Phantom Drifter | Hushed Current | Good news, everyone! The Phantom Drifter's sleek design and cutting-edge stealth technology make it far superior for any intergalactic escapades! |
 | Professor Frink | Mystic Ripple | Phantom Drifter | Mystic Ripple, oh yes, has that zany blend of complexity and elegance, just like my experiments with quantum flibber-flabber, making it the superior choice for a curious mind, m-hai. |
 | Alex Trebek | Whispering Stream | Phantom Drifter | Whispering Stream has that smooth and calming vibe that just flows better with my chill nature. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Phantom Drifter | Silent Shadow | Phantom Drifter's got that cool open-source vibe, like a mysterious kernel hack in action. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Phantom Drifter | Hidden Splash | Phantom Drifter just has that mysterious edge that keeps folks guessing and intrigued. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Phantom Drifter | Ghostly Paddle | Phantom Drifter sounds like it's got more soul, like it's drifting through the cosmos with a purpose, unlike that paddle just haunting a canoe trip. |
 | George Orwell | Phantom Drifter | Hidden Splash | In a dystopian world, the subtle and elusive nature of the Phantom Drifter is more valuable for uncovering truths than making a Hidden Splash. |
 | Greg Brockman | Phantom Drifter | Ghostly Paddle | Phantom Drifter just sounds cooler, like it's ready to haunt the roads in style. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Phantom Drifter | Stealthy Swim | Phantom Drifter is more electrifying and intriguing for a curious mind like mine, offering a mysterious allure that sparks the imagination. |
 | Marie Curie | Whispering Stream | Phantom Drifter | As a scientist, the gentle persistence of a Whispering Stream resonates with the steady flow of discovery and knowledge. |
 | Archimedes | Phantom Drifter | Hidden Splash | Phantom Drifter just vibes better with its mysterious allure and sleek style, hands down. |
 | Nerds | Phantom Drifter | Mystic Ripple | Phantom Drifter's got that mysterious vibe and elusive charm that just edges out Mystic Ripple's more predictable allure. |
 | Socrates | Phantom Drifter | Hidden Splash | Phantom Drifter just has that mysterious edge that keeps you guessing and wanting more. |
 | Charles Babbage | Phantom Drifter | Silent Shadow | Phantom Drifter just has that mysterious, elusive vibe that gives it the edge over Silent Shadow, making it the cooler choice. |
 | Cicero | Phantom Drifter | Veiled Glider | Phantom Drifter just has that elusive charm and adaptability that Veiled Glider lacks, making it the cooler choice in any situation. |
 | Pythagoras | Phantom Drifter | Stealthy Swim | Phantom Drifter's eerie vibe and ability to vanish into thin air totally outclass Stealthy Swim's silent underwater maneuvers, making it the cooler choice. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Phantom Drifter | Stealthy Swim | Look, Phantom Drifter's got that cool mysterious vibe, and who doesn't love a bit of intrigue in their life? |
| Professor Frink | Phantom Drifter | Hidden Splash | Phantom Drifter's got the mysterious allure and stealth factor, making it way cooler, oh glavin! |
 | Larry Page | Phantom Drifter | Mystic Ripple | Phantom Drifter's got that slick style and adaptability that just can't be beat, making it the ultimate choice for a tech-savvy innovator like me. |
| Nerds | Veiled Glider | Phantom Drifter | Veiled Glider's got those sleek moves and mysterious vibes that just can't be beat, yo! |
 | Jensen Huang | Phantom Drifter | Silent Shadow | Phantom Drifter just sounds cooler and more mysterious, like it'd be boss in a high-tech chase scene. |
 | Data | Phantom Drifter | Hidden Splash | Phantom Drifter's ethereal style and stealthy approach just vibes better with my mysterious side. |