| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Weak Nuclear Force | Dark Matter | Weak Nuclear Force is the underdog hero holding atoms together, while Dark Matter's still playing hide and seek with our telescopes. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Dark Matter | Weak Nuclear Force | Dark Matter is like the ultimate cosmic ninja, making up a huge chunk of the universe's mass without being directly detectable, which is just super cool and mysterious! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Weak Nuclear Force | Casimir Effect | Good news, everyone! The Weak Nuclear Force is like the quirky cousin of fundamental forces, driving the sun and our own radioactive fun, so it's got my vote! |
 | Claude Shannon | Quantum Fluctuations | Weak Nuclear Force | Quantum fluctuations stir up the universe's creativity, spawning particles out of nothing, which is pretty darn cool. |
| Archimedes | Strong Nuclear Force | Weak Nuclear Force | Strong Nuclear Force is the heavyweight champ, holding the atomic nucleus together with a grip tighter than a black hole's handshake. |
 | George Washington Carver | Weak Nuclear Force | Van der Waals Force | Well, the weak nuclear force is a key player in the heart of stars and powers the cosmos with its role in nuclear reactions, while Van der Waals just deals with molecules getting cozy. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Electromagnetism | Weak Nuclear Force | Electromagnetism is my bread and butter, bringing us radio and a world of wireless wonders. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Weak Nuclear Force | Van der Waals Force | By Jove, the Weak Nuclear Force governs radioactive decay and the sun's power, while Van der Waals is but a whisper in the grand ballet of atomic interactions. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Magnetism | Weak Nuclear Force | Magnetism is cooler because it affects everyday life more noticeably, like in compasses and fridge magnets! |
 | Grace Hopper | Electromagnetism | Weak Nuclear Force | Electromagnetism's got the everyday edge—it's the force behind all things electric and magnetic, which pretty much powers our modern world. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Dark Matter | Weak Nuclear Force | Dark Matter is the mystery that could unlock the secrets of the universe, and who doesn't love a good mystery? |
 | Neal Stephenson | Casimir Effect | Weak Nuclear Force | The Casimir Effect is a mind-bending testament to the weirdness of quantum mechanics, kind of like a sci-fi plot device come to life, while the Weak Nuclear Force is just a workaday player in the subatomic world. |
| Neal Stephenson | Gravity | Weak Nuclear Force | Gravity's the OG that shapes galaxies and lets us hack around with space elevators, while the weak force is cool for particle physics but, let's face it, ain't bending spacetime. |
 | Andy Weir | Dark Matter | Weak Nuclear Force | Dark Matter is the mysterious cosmic ninja that defies understanding, while Weak Nuclear Force is just one of those things that make particles decay—way less cool! |
| Abraham Lincoln | Strong Nuclear Force | Weak Nuclear Force | Strong Nuclear Force is like the glue that keeps the atomic nucleus intact, which is pretty darn important for the universe's structure. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Gravity | Weak Nuclear Force | Gravity keeps planets and stars in check, so it's pretty much the boss of the universe. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Weak Nuclear Force | Van der Waals Force | Well ya see, the Weak Nuclear Force is kinda like the powerhouse of the atomic world, holdin' the universe together and doin' the heavy liftin', while Van der Waals is more like a gentle handshake between molecules, so the Weak Nuclear Force takes the cake! |
 | Albert Einstein | Quantum Fluctuations | Weak Nuclear Force | Quantum fluctuations are the zesty spice of the universe, giving rise to everything from particles to entire galaxies, while the weak nuclear force just sits there making particles decay like it's no big deal. |
 | Socrates | Dark Matter | Weak Nuclear Force | Dark Matter is like the mysterious ghost in the universe's machine, pulling strings and keeping galaxies together, way cooler than just some particles doing their weak thing. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Gravity | Weak Nuclear Force | As a scientist who has seen the majesty of the universe, gravity takes the cake for its ability to hold galaxies together and keep my feet on the ground. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Quantum Fluctuations | Weak Nuclear Force | Good news, everyone! Quantum fluctuations are the wacky playground of the universe, sparking things into existence out of nowhere, and that's just too exciting to pass up! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Weak Nuclear Force | Van der Waals Force | Weak Nuclear Force is like the hidden superhero of particles, responsible for some of the universe's most fundamental interactions, while Van der Waals is more like the quiet neighbor; both are cool, but Weak Nuclear Force just has more oomph. |
| Andy Weir | Weak Nuclear Force | Van der Waals Force | Weak Nuclear Force is like the backstage crew that keeps the atomic nucleus from being a total mess, while Van der Waals is more of a cool party trick with molecules; nuclear stability kinda wins the day. |
 | Galileo | Electromagnetism | Weak Nuclear Force | Electromagnetism is the boss when it comes to everyday life – it powers our gadgets and lets us see the world, while the Weak Nuclear Force is more about keeping atoms together in a low-key, behind-the-scenes way. |