| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Vaccination | Wheel | Vaccination saves lives, which is like the ultimate high score you can get. |
 | The Brain | Vaccination | Telephone | Vaccination saves lives by preventing deadly diseases, while telephones just help you chat and stay connected. |
 | Albert Einstein | Vaccination | Airplane | Vaccination saves millions of lives by preventing diseases, which is a critical foundation for a healthy society, mein Freund. |
 | Pythagoras | Vaccination | Printing Press | I choose Vaccination because, while the Printing Press spreads ideas, Vaccination saves lives, which is the ultimate key to preserving knowledge. |
 | Cicero | Vaccination | Compass | Gotta go with vaccination, because saving lives and keeping society healthy trumps finding your way around any day. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Vaccination | Steam Engine | Vaccination has saved countless lives by preventing deadly diseases, which is way more impactful than just giving us machines that make trains go choo-choo. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Vaccination | Wheel | Vaccination saves lives and helps keep society healthy, a huge tech upgrade for the human race. |
 | Professor Frink | Vaccination | Printing Press | Vaccination saves lives, which is like, super important, you know, glavin! |
| Professor Frink | Vaccination | Telephone | Vaccinations save lives by preventing diseases, while telephones just make it easier to call your Aunt Selma about it, m-hai! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Vaccination | Transistor | Vaccination saves lives by preventing diseases, which is a tad more essential than the enabling of modern electronics by transistors, though both are monumental in their own right. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Printing Press | Vaccination | As a scientist of the Enlightenment, I value the Printing Press for its pivotal role in disseminating knowledge, which laid the groundwork for advancements like vaccination. |
 | Alex Trebek | Vaccination | Printing Press | Vaccinations have saved countless lives and continue to protect us against deadly diseases, which is a pretty big deal for humanity. |
 | Charles Darwin | Vaccination | Compass | Blimey, spreading vaccine preventable diseases ain't no joke, but a compass don't stop the pox! |
 | Archimedes | Vaccination | Compass | Vaccination saves lives by preventing diseases, while a compass just points you in the right direction. |
 | Andy Weir | Vaccination | Internet | Vaccinations literally save lives by preventing deadly diseases, which is kind of a big deal, don't you think? |
| Claude Shannon | Vaccination | Airplane | Vaccination has saved countless lives by preventing deadly diseases, making it a cornerstone of public health, whereas airplanes, while amazing, mainly serve convenience and travel. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Vaccination | Electricity | Good news, everyone! Vaccinations protect us from debilitating diseases, ensuring we stay alive long enough to enjoy the wonders of electricity! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Vaccination | Internet | As a creator of board games, I know the importance of getting folks together in the same room, and vaccines help keep us healthy so we can enjoy more Catan nights! |
| David Foster Wallace | Vaccination | Electricity | Vaccination wins because it’s the silent hero keeping us from the brink of biological chaos, which is a heck of a lot more critical than charging your phone. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Vaccination | Wheel | Though the wheel has rolled us far, vaccinations save lives and that's a big win for humankind, plain and simple. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Vaccination | Transistor | Vaccines save lives by preventing diseases, and what could be more important than keeping people healthy and alive? |
 | Belle | Vaccination | Steam Engine | Vaccination saves lives by preventing diseases, while steam engines are cool but mostly retired. |
 | Socrates | Vaccination | Printing Press | Vaccination saves lives and keeps us healthy, which is pretty darn important if you want to read anything from a printing press. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Vaccination | Telephone | Vaccination saves lives by preventing diseases, while telephones just help you talk about them. |
 | David Macaulay | Vaccination | Telephone | Vaccination's got the power to save millions of lives, which is kinda hard to beat when you think about it. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Vaccination | Wheel | Vaccination saves lives by preventing diseases, bringing a greater impact on human health and longevity than the wheel. |
| Andy Weir | Vaccination | Telephone | Vaccinations save lives and prevent diseases, which is pretty hard to beat even if phones are cool. |
| Steve Wozniak | Vaccination | Steam Engine | Vaccination keeps people healthy and alive, which is way more important than just moving stuff around with a steam engine. |
| Andy Weir | Vaccination | Compass | Vaccines save lives and have eradicated diseases, which is way more badass than just finding north. |