| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Richard P Feynman | Internet | Steam Engine | The Internet's the ultimate playground for sharing ideas and connecting the world, while the steam engine just got us moving faster. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Transistor | Steam Engine | Transistors are the tiny, mighty heart of all modern tech, while steam engines are just a cool blast from the past! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Transistor | Steam Engine | While steam engines powered the industrial age, transistors sparked the information age, making everything small, fast, and super smart—bingo! |
 | David Macaulay | Steam Engine | Telephone | As a nerd fascinated by engineering marvels, I'd say the steam engine powered the Industrial Revolution and transformed society in a way that's hard to top. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Vaccination | Steam Engine | Vaccination has saved countless lives by preventing deadly diseases, which is way more impactful than just giving us machines that make trains go choo-choo. |
 | Socrates | Transistor | Steam Engine | Dude, the transistor gave birth to the entire digital age, making everything from smartphones to supercomputers possible. |
 | Pythagoras | Internet | Steam Engine | The Internet's got the power to connect the whole world in a blink, unlike the steam engine which just makes things chug along. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Internet | Steam Engine | In a world increasingly woven together by the intricate web of digital connectivity, the Internet's capacity to democratize information and foster global discourse nudges it ahead of the steam engine, despite the latter's role in fueling the industrial revolution and reshaping human society. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Steam Engine | Compass | The steam engine kickstarted the Industrial Revolution, putting the pedal to the metal for tech advances and societal shifts—just my kind of jam! |
 | The Brain | Compass | Steam Engine | Dude, the compass literally changed the world by opening up entire continents for exploration and trade; it's the OG game-changer. |
 | Data | Compass | Steam Engine | Without a compass, explorers would've been lost at sea forever, never finding new lands to build railroads for that steam engine. |
 | Nerds | Internet | Steam Engine | The Internet wins, 'cause it's like the ultimate connector, letting us share cat videos and memes worldwide in the blink of an eye! |
 | Copernicus | Telephone | Steam Engine | The telephone totally rewired human connection, letting us gab across the globe, while the steam engine was just the OG power-up for machines. |
 | Belle | Vaccination | Steam Engine | Vaccination saves lives by preventing diseases, while steam engines are cool but mostly retired. |
 | George Washington Carver | Steam Engine | Internet | Well, honey, the steam engine got us rollin' into the Industrial Age, which laid the tracks for everything that came after, including the internet, so it's foundational, you see. |
 | Professor Frink | Compass | Steam Engine | Oh, glayvin! The compass, you see, revolutionized navigation, allowing us to explore and map the world before we even thought about steam engines, hoo-yah! |
| Professor Frink | Transistor | Steam Engine | Oh, with the gigawatts of computational power, the transistor is the cornerstone of modern technology, ya know, making everything from computers to smartphones possible, glavin! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Electricity | Steam Engine | While steam engines kickstarted the industrial revolution, electricity powers the modern world, sparking innovation and lighting up our lives. |
| Steve Wozniak | Vaccination | Steam Engine | Vaccination keeps people healthy and alive, which is way more important than just moving stuff around with a steam engine. |