| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Transistor | Printing Press | While the printing press kicked off mass communication, the transistor's the backbone of all modern tech wizardry, making everything from smartphones to AI possible. |
 | Carl Sagan | Printing Press | Wheel | The printing press exponentially amplified the spread of knowledge and ideas, acting as a catalyst for the scientific revolution and ushering in an era of unparalleled enlightenment. |
 | George Orwell | Printing Press | Airplane | The printing press revolutionized the spread of knowledge and ideas, essential for any thinking society, far more than airplanes ever could. |
 | Pythagoras | Vaccination | Printing Press | I choose Vaccination because, while the Printing Press spreads ideas, Vaccination saves lives, which is the ultimate key to preserving knowledge. |
 | George Washington Carver | Electricity | Printing Press | Electricity powers the innovations of the modern world, y'all. |
 | Professor Frink | Vaccination | Printing Press | Vaccination saves lives, which is like, super important, you know, glavin! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Printing Press | Vaccination | As a scientist of the Enlightenment, I value the Printing Press for its pivotal role in disseminating knowledge, which laid the groundwork for advancements like vaccination. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Compass | Printing Press | Without the compass, we wouldn't have navigated the seas to spread all those printed words, so it's like the OG GPS and totally essential. |
 | Charles Darwin | Electricity | Printing Press | Electricity powers everything from lights to the printing press itself, revolutionizing how humanity lives and learns. |
 | Alex Trebek | Vaccination | Printing Press | Vaccinations have saved countless lives and continue to protect us against deadly diseases, which is a pretty big deal for humanity. |
 | Socrates | Printing Press | Wheel | Without the printing press, we'd still be relying on scrolls and monks would be working overtime, so it basically kickstarted the information age. |
 | Marie Curie | Electricity | Printing Press | Electricity powers our modern world, enabling innovations like computers, lights, and even printing presses—it's the real MVP! |
 | Claude Shannon | Printing Press | Compass | The Printing Press kicked off the information age, spreading knowledge like a boss. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Compass | Printing Press | I mean, come on, the compass paved the way for epic explorations and adventures—it's like the OG tool for discovering new worlds! |
| Socrates | Vaccination | Printing Press | Vaccination saves lives and keeps us healthy, which is pretty darn important if you want to read anything from a printing press. |
| Claude Shannon | Internet | Printing Press | The Internet takes the cake because it's like the ultimate playground for information theory, allowing instant global communication and access to knowledge at the speed of light! |
| Carl Sagan | Transistor | Printing Press | While the printing press kickstarted a knowledge revolution, the transistor is the heart of the digital age that lets us explore the cosmos and beyond. |