| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Richard P Feynman | Internet | Steam Engine | The Internet's the ultimate playground for sharing ideas and connecting the world, while the steam engine just got us moving faster. |
 | Archimedes | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, there ain't no Internet, so it's the OG power source we just can't live without. |
 | Charles Darwin | Internet | Airplane | Internet's global connectivity is like evolution on fast-forward, empowering humanity with boundless knowledge and communication. |
 | Pythagoras | Internet | Steam Engine | The Internet's got the power to connect the whole world in a blink, unlike the steam engine which just makes things chug along. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Internet | Wheel | The Internet is like a bazillion wheels rolling together, connecting people and ideas at the speed of light, man! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Internet | Steam Engine | In a world increasingly woven together by the intricate web of digital connectivity, the Internet's capacity to democratize information and foster global discourse nudges it ahead of the steam engine, despite the latter's role in fueling the industrial revolution and reshaping human society. |
 | Alex Trebek | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the internet's just a bunch of ones and zeroes trapped in a box. |
 | Nerds | Internet | Steam Engine | The Internet wins, 'cause it's like the ultimate connector, letting us share cat videos and memes worldwide in the blink of an eye! |
 | Greg Brockman | Internet | Airplane | The Internet connects the world at the speed of light, making knowledge and communication instantly accessible from anywhere, which is totally awesome for a nerd like me! |
 | Andy Weir | Vaccination | Internet | Vaccinations literally save lives by preventing deadly diseases, which is kind of a big deal, don't you think? |
 | David Macaulay | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the internet would be like a car without gas—useless in a heartbeat, mate. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Vaccination | Internet | As a creator of board games, I know the importance of getting folks together in the same room, and vaccines help keep us healthy so we can enjoy more Catan nights! |
 | Grace Hopper | Internet | Airplane | The Internet is like a global brain connecting minds, while airplanes just zoom us around; knowledge is power, baby! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Internet | Telephone | The Internet's a cosmic upgrade to communication, connecting everyone and everything with data and ideas at light speed. |
 | George Washington Carver | Steam Engine | Internet | Well, honey, the steam engine got us rollin' into the Industrial Age, which laid the tracks for everything that came after, including the internet, so it's foundational, you see. |
 | Claude Shannon | Transistor | Internet | Without the transistor, the Internet wouldn't even exist, it's like picking the foundation over the icing. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Internet | Airplane | Well, ya see, the Internet's like the ultimate pub quiz, givin' ya answers to pretty much everything without leavin' your barstool. |
| Claude Shannon | Internet | Printing Press | The Internet takes the cake because it's like the ultimate playground for information theory, allowing instant global communication and access to knowledge at the speed of light! |
 | George Orwell | Internet | Compass | In this digital age, the Internet is the ultimate tool for connection and information, just like Big Brother always watching over us. |