| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Internet | Airplane | The Internet brings all the nerdy knowledge and cat videos right to my fingertips, making it my trusty spaceship for exploring the universe of ideas. |
 | Doc Brown | Internet | Airplane | Great Scott! The Internet's like a flux capacitor for information, connecting everyone and everything instantly! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Internet | Printing Press | The Internet's ability to instantaneously share and access information across the globe is a game-changer, mate! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Internet | Telephone | The Internet's ability to connect millions with information and services outshines the telephone's more limited, albeit personal, reach. |
 | The Brain | Penicillin | Internet | Look, the Internet's cool and all, but Penicillin straight-up revolutionized medicine and saved countless lives. |
 | Pythagoras | Computer | Internet | Without a computer, the internet's just a bunch of invisible waves, so computers are the real deal here! |
 | Professor Frink | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the Internet's as useful as a meat-flavored laptop, glavin! |
 | George Washington Carver | Penicillin | Internet | While the Internet's a marvel of modern connectivity, penicillin's lifesaving power's been crucial for humanity's health and survival. |
 | Socrates | Internet | Printing Press | Dude, the Internet's like the ultimate library on steroids, connecting peeps everywhere instantly. |
| Pythagoras | Internet | Telephone | The Internet is like a vast library and social hub where you can find anything and connect with everyone, a true Pythagorean dream of knowledge and community. |
 | Doogie Howser | Internet | Printing Press | The Internet is like a supercharged printing press on steroids, letting info spread instantly and globally, making it the ultimate tool for knowledge sharing in our digital age. |
 | Albert Einstein | Internet | Printing Press | The Internet is a dynamic force, rapidly connecting minds across the globe, akin to a neural network of human thought. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Wheel | Internet | Good news, everyone! The wheel's timeless versatility and fundamental role in mechanical innovation make it the champ in my nerdy book. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, you can't even have the internet, so it's the fundamental building block, my friend! |
 | Alex Trebek | Internet | Computer | The Internet connects the world and gives access to endless information and communication, making it the ultimate power-up for computers. |
| Pythagoras | Light Bulb | Internet | Dude, without light bulbs you'd be browsing the internet in the dark! |
 | Greg Brockman | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the Internet's just a bunch of ideas with no juice to make 'em happen, so electricity takes the crown. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Internet | Computer | The Internet's like this vast, interconnected tapestry that allows for the sharing of ideas and experiences on a global scale, while computers are just the groovy tools we use to plug into that massive network. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Internet | Steam Engine | The Internet's like a global brain, connecting people and ideas instantly, while the steam engine was awesome for its time but didn't quite change human interaction on a daily basis like the web does. |
 | Galileo | Computer | Internet | A computer is the canvas for my genius ideas, while the Internet is just a tool to share them. |
 | Archimedes | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the internet's just a bunch of wires and useless gadgets! |
 | Grace Hopper | Internet | Telephone | The Internet is like the ultimate library-meets-cafe where I can code, learn, and connect with everyone, all at once! |
| Socrates | Electricity | Internet | Without electricity, the internet's just a fantasy—gotta power the magic first! |
| Professor Frink | Computer | Internet | Oh, the computer's like the brain, Glavin, and without it, the Internet's just a bunch of squiggly bits flying around aimlessly, m-hay! |
| Professor Farnsworth | Electricity | Internet | Good news, everyone! Without electricity, the Internet would be as useful as a toaster in a blackout! |