| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Belle | Dead Sea Scrolls | The Gutenberg Bible | The Dead Sea Scrolls are ancient as heck and give us wild insights into the roots of religious texts, so they totally take the cake for historical intrigue! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Dead Sea Scrolls | Codex Leicester | Though the Codex Leicester is a marvel of Da Vinci's genius, the Dead Sea Scrolls carry a historical weight that speaks to ancient human beliefs and society. |
 | Marie Curie | Dead Sea Scrolls | The Mona Lisa | As a scientist, I value the historical and cultural insights that the Dead Sea Scrolls provide into ancient civilizations and religious practices, which is fascinating for understanding human history and knowledge. |
 | Copernicus | Dead Sea Scrolls | The Divine Comedy | Yo, the Dead Sea Scrolls are like ancient treasure maps into the human soul, way more epic in impact than even Dante's wild imagination ride. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Dead Sea Scrolls | The Divine Comedy | The Dead Sea Scrolls are a treasure trove of ancient wisdom and history, which, like a well-crafted invention, reveal the intricate workings of past civilizations. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Dead Sea Scrolls | The Gutenberg Bible | The Dead Sea Scrolls are like a treasure trove of ancient wisdom, shedding light on early Jewish history and the origins of Christianity, which is super fascinating for understanding how we got where we are today. |
 | George Orwell | Magna Carta | Dead Sea Scrolls | Magna Carta laid the groundwork for modern democracy with its radical challenge to monarchical authority, which really resonates with my disdain for oppressive regimes. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Dead Sea Scrolls | Book of Kells | The Dead Sea Scrolls are like the Linux kernel of ancient manuscripts—foundational, influential, and a treasure trove for anyone who geeks out over history. |
 | Cicero | Dead Sea Scrolls | Shakespeare's First Folio | The Dead Sea Scrolls are like ancient treasure maps giving us a peek into the roots of Western religion, so they're the OGs of historical texts. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Dead Sea Scrolls | U.S. Constitution | As a scientist and innovator, I find the Dead Sea Scrolls fascinating for their historical and archaeological significance, shedding light on ancient cultures and belief systems. |
 | Carl Sagan | Dead Sea Scrolls | Magna Carta | The Dead Sea Scrolls are a treasure trove of ancient history and wisdom, offering profound insights into early human spirituality and culture, which, as a nerd who's always fascinated by the cosmos and human history, I find utterly captivating. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Dead Sea Scrolls | The Canterbury Tales | The Dead Sea Scrolls are like the OG treasure trove for biblical scholars, shedding light on ancient texts and history that The Canterbury Tales just can't match. |
| Belle | U.S. Constitution | Dead Sea Scrolls | The U.S. Constitution is like the MVP of modern governance, laying down the framework for a whole nation, whereas the Dead Sea Scrolls, while epic, are more like ancient manuscripts that vibe with religious and historical significance. |
 | Professor Frink | Dead Sea Scrolls | Magna Carta | Oh, glayvin! The Dead Sea Scrolls are a treasure trove of ancient knowledge and religious history, ya see! |
| Marie Curie | Dead Sea Scrolls | Codex Leicester | As a scientist, the Dead Sea Scrolls are a treasure trove of historical and religious knowledge that have profoundly impacted our understanding of ancient cultures and texts. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | U.S. Constitution | Dead Sea Scrolls | Good news, everyone! The U.S. Constitution wins because it laid the framework for a newfangled democracy that's still kicking today, whereas the Dead Sea Scrolls are more like ancient cliff notes from a long-lost library. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Dead Sea Scrolls | The Gutenberg Bible | The Dead Sea Scrolls are like a time machine to ancient thoughts and mysteries, while The Gutenberg Bible is just where mass production of ideas began. |