| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Evolutionary Theory | String Theory | Evolutionary Theory is rock-solid science with tons of evidence and practical applications, while String Theory is still a cool but unproven idea trying to unify physics. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Evolutionary Theory | String Theory | Evolutionary Theory is the real MVP because it's backed by loads of evidence and impacts our understanding of biology and life on Earth in ways we see every day. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Big Bang Theory | String Theory | Big Bang Theory has more empirical support and is a better fit for my logical programmer brain looking for evidence. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Information Theory | String Theory | Information Theory is like the Swiss army knife of science, applicable across everything from black holes to your phone's data compression, while String Theory is still trying to string together a proven reality. |
 | The Brain | Information Theory | String Theory | Gotta go with Information Theory because it's got its hands in everything techy and practical around us, unlike String Theory, which is still kinda out there in the cosmic unknown. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Germ Theory | String Theory | Germ Theory literally changed the world and saved lives, while String Theory is still trying to connect the dots in the cosmic jigsaw puzzle. |
 | Jensen Huang | Big Bang Theory | String Theory | The Big Bang Theory's got the empirical evidence and cosmic microwave background, making it the star of the theoretical physics show. |
 | Archimedes | Game Theory | String Theory | Game Theory is like the ultimate strategy guide for understanding human behavior and decision-making, while String Theory is still trying to find its groove in explaining the universe. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Quantum Mechanics | String Theory | Quantum Mechanics has been tested and verified extensively and remains the cornerstone of modern physics, much like how careful experimentation is the cornerstone of chemistry. |
 | George Washington Carver | Plate Tectonics | String Theory | Well, as a fellow who loves practical discoveries, plate tectonics shapes our world in ways we can dig, feel, and see. |
 | Stephen Hawking | String Theory | Game Theory | String Theory aims to unify the cosmos while Game Theory just strategizes the next chess move. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Theory of Relativity | String Theory | Einstein's Theory of Relativity is like the rock-solid foundation of a house, while String Theory is more like blueprints for an extravagant mansion that might not even exist. |
 | Pythagoras | Plate Tectonics | String Theory | As a mathematician who appreciates tangible reality, Plate Tectonics rocks my world with its practical, earth-shaking truths. |
 | Doogie Howser | Quantum Mechanics | String Theory | Quantum Mechanics is the OG, it's been tested and proven with mad precision, while String Theory is still trying to find its groove. |
 | Grace Hopper | Quantum Mechanics | String Theory | Quantum Mechanics has way more experimental evidence backing it up, while String Theory is still trying to find its groove. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Germ Theory | String Theory | As a chemist and a pioneer of modern chemistry, I'd say Germ Theory rocks, because it transformed medicine and our understanding of diseases in a very tangible way! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Germ Theory | String Theory | Germ Theory rocks because it actually keeps people healthy and saves lives every day, and that's super tangible. |
 | George Orwell | Germ Theory | String Theory | Germ Theory's concrete impact on public health and everyday life trumps String Theory's speculative nature in the grand tapestry of human progress. |