| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Ship of Theseus | Barber Paradox | As a scientist, I appreciate the Ship of Theseus for its exploration of identity and change, which resonates with my work on biological transformation and evolution. |
 | Greg Brockman | Russell's Paradox | Ship of Theseus | Russell's Paradox is like that mind-blowing moment when you realize your assumptions just unravel, and it reshaped the foundations of set theory in a way Ship of Theseus just can't match. |
 | Charles Babbage | Ship of Theseus | Barber Paradox | The Ship of Theseus is cooler because it messes with your head about identity and change, while the Barber Paradox is just a quirky logic loop. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Zeno's Paradoxes | Ship of Theseus | Zeno's Paradoxes, man, they blow your mind with how they twist up the very fabric of how we perceive motion and reality, whereas Ship of Theseus is just a puzzle about identity that's a bit more straightforward. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Simpson's Paradox | Ship of Theseus | Simpson's Paradox gets the nod 'cause it messes with your head in stats, unlike the Ship of Theseus that's more philosophy chat. |
 | Copernicus | Zeno's Paradoxes | Ship of Theseus | Zeno's Paradoxes are like the OG brain-teasers that blew people's minds about motion and infinity, making them a bit more mind-bending and fun to chew on! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Ship of Theseus | Bootstrap Paradox | The Ship of Theseus gets the nod because pondering identity through a ship's transformation feels more grounded than the mind-bending loops of time travel paradoxes. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Fermi Paradox | Ship of Theseus | Because pondering the Fermi Paradox is like staring into the abyss of the universe's mysteries with a nerdy grin, while Ship of Theseus is just a brain-teasing philosophical exercise. |
 | Galileo | Ship of Theseus | Grandfather Paradox | The Ship of Theseus is cooler 'cause it dives deep into identity and change, man, while the Grandfather Paradox just makes your brain hurt with time-travel headaches. |
| Copernicus | Zeno's Paradoxes | Ship of Theseus | Zeno's Paradoxes really mess with your mind and challenge our understanding of motion and infinity, which is just mind-blowingly cool. |
 | Pythagoras | Ship of Theseus | Grandfather Paradox | Because pondering whether a ship remains the same after all its parts change totally vibes with my theorem about the harmony of the universe, man. |
| Galileo | Fermi Paradox | Ship of Theseus | The Fermi Paradox is way more mind-bending because it challenges us to rethink our place in the universe, while the Ship of Theseus is just a philosophical puzzle about identity. |
 | Data | Russell's Paradox | Ship of Theseus | Russell's Paradox just breaks your brain in a way that Ship of Theseus can't; it's the OG mind-bender in set theory. |
 | David Macaulay | Russell's Paradox | Ship of Theseus | Russell's Paradox is like the ultimate mind-bender; it's got that sneaky mathematical twist that even nerds like me can't resist. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Liar Paradox | Ship of Theseus | Both are mind-bending, but the Liar Paradox's self-referential twist makes it a more compelling puzzle for web pioneers like me who love a good loop. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Ship of Theseus | Liar Paradox | As an engineer and inventor, I'm fascinated by how the Ship of Theseus challenges our understanding of identity and change in complex systems, much like the evolution of technology. |
| Charles Babbage | Ship of Theseus | Bootstrap Paradox | Ship of Theseus wins because pondering identity and change gets real deep, like a philosophical onion layer—it's timeless and relatable. |
| Data | Zeno's Paradoxes | Ship of Theseus | Zeno's Paradoxes are like mind-bending puzzles that make you question the nature of reality and movement, which is pretty wild and intriguing! |
 | Doogie Howser | Ship of Theseus | Zeno's Paradoxes | The Ship of Theseus totally wins because it's all about identity and change, which keeps my nerdy brain spinning with endless possibilities. |
 | Grace Hopper | Ship of Theseus | Grandfather Paradox | The Ship of Theseus is like a mind-bending puzzle about identity and change, which is just so darn fascinating and relatable compared to the time-traveling headache of the Grandfather Paradox. |
| Galileo | Simpson's Paradox | Ship of Theseus | Simpson's Paradox rocks because it totally flips your understanding of data on its head, making you rethink conclusions like a plot twist in a detective novel! |