| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Socrates | Bootstrap Paradox | Liar Paradox | Bootstrap Paradox has that mind-bending time travel twist that's just a bit more exciting than the simple self-contradiction of the Liar Paradox. |
| Socrates | Liar Paradox | Barber Paradox | The Liar Paradox is a classic mind-bender that keeps philosophers spinning in circles like a merry-go-round, while the Barber Paradox just shaves off logic in a simpler way. |
 | Copernicus | Fermi Paradox | Liar Paradox | The Fermi Paradox is like a cosmic riddle about why we haven't met any aliens yet, which is more exciting and mind-boggling than the head-spinning Liar Paradox. |
 | George Washington Carver | Zeno's Paradoxes | Liar Paradox | Zeno's Paradoxes blow your mind by challenging our understanding of motion and infinity, just like how I love to challenge norms with my peanut innovations! |
 | Larry Page | Grandfather Paradox | Liar Paradox | As a tech nerd, I'm fascinated by time travel contradictions like the Grandfather Paradox because they challenge our understanding of causality and logic in sci-fi ways. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Liar Paradox | Barber Paradox | The Liar Paradox is classic, like a stovepipe hat; it's got that timeless twist that keeps folks scratching their heads. |
| George Washington Carver | Fermi Paradox | Liar Paradox | The Fermi Paradox wins because pondering the vastness of the universe and the existence of other civilizations gets my curiosity juices flowing way more than a tricky statement about truth. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Liar Paradox | Barber Paradox | The Liar Paradox is like a perpetual tug-of-war in your brain, making it the ultimate mind-boggler. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Simpson's Paradox | Liar Paradox | Simpson's Paradox is like an unexpected electrical jolt, revealing hidden insights in data that can shock the mind into new understanding. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Zeno's Paradoxes | Liar Paradox | Zeno's Paradoxes totally mess with your sense of reality, like, how can you ever finish a race if you keep having to get halfway there first? |
| Abraham Lincoln | Liar Paradox | Barber Paradox | In my humble opinion, the Liar Paradox captures the essence of human fallibility and the complexity of truth in a way that's as timeless as a good ol' honest debate. |
| Socrates | Simpson's Paradox | Liar Paradox | Simpson's Paradox is a mind-bending revelation that shows how data can be twisted like a pretzel, making it the ultimate plot twist in the numbers game. |
| George Washington Carver | Liar Paradox | Barber Paradox | The Liar Paradox is a classic brain-teaser that ties logic in knots, much like how I found creative ways to twist peanuts into hundreds of uses! |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Twin Paradox | Liar Paradox | The Twin Paradox takes you on a wild ride through space and time, while the Liar Paradox just ties your brain in knots—adventure wins over confusion any day! |
 | Archimedes | Twin Paradox | Liar Paradox | The Twin Paradox is a mind-bending dive into relativity and time travel, while the Liar Paradox is just an endless loop of 'are you serious?' |
 | Professor Frink | Liar Paradox | Barber Paradox | Oh, glavin, the Liar Paradox is a classic brain-buster with its 'I'm lying' loop-de-loop, making it a real mind-melter compared to the Barber's hairy predicament. |
 | Charles Babbage | Liar Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | The Liar Paradox is an OG mind-bender, shaking up truths and falsehoods with just words, while the Grandfather Paradox needs a whole time machine to strut its stuff. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Liar Paradox | Ship of Theseus | Both are mind-bending, but the Liar Paradox's self-referential twist makes it a more compelling puzzle for web pioneers like me who love a good loop. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Ship of Theseus | Liar Paradox | As an engineer and inventor, I'm fascinated by how the Ship of Theseus challenges our understanding of identity and change in complex systems, much like the evolution of technology. |
| Socrates | Twin Paradox | Liar Paradox | The Twin Paradox is mind-blowing because it tangles with time and relativity, unlike the Liar Paradox which just tangles words. |