| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | Fermi Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | The Fermi Paradox wins because pondering the mystery of why we haven't met any aliens yet is way cooler and more mind-blowing than the time-traveling headache of the Grandfather Paradox. |
 | Larry Page | Grandfather Paradox | Liar Paradox | As a tech nerd, I'm fascinated by time travel contradictions like the Grandfather Paradox because they challenge our understanding of causality and logic in sci-fi ways. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Simpson's Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | Simpson's Paradox is a wicked reminder that data can fool you, and understanding it makes you a better scientist. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Bootstrap Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | Bootstrap Paradox is like a temporal loop-de-loop, confounding yet elegantly self-sustaining, just like my flying machines. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bootstrap Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | Good news, everyone! The Bootstrap Paradox is way more fun because it lets you mess with time loops without blowing up the universe! |
 | Galileo | Ship of Theseus | Grandfather Paradox | The Ship of Theseus is cooler 'cause it dives deep into identity and change, man, while the Grandfather Paradox just makes your brain hurt with time-travel headaches. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Grandfather Paradox | Barber Paradox | Well, the Grandfather Paradox takes the cake for sheer mind-boggling time-travel shenanigans, making your head spin like a sci-fi merry-go-round. |
 | Doc Brown | Fermi Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | Great Scott! The Fermi Paradox wins because pondering where all the aliens are is the ultimate mind-bending mystery of the cosmos! |
 | Socrates | Russell's Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | Russell's Paradox is a mind-bending concept that shook the foundation of set theory, while the Grandfather Paradox is just a time travel brain-teaser. |
 | Pythagoras | Ship of Theseus | Grandfather Paradox | Because pondering whether a ship remains the same after all its parts change totally vibes with my theorem about the harmony of the universe, man. |
 | Nerds | Fermi Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | Fermi Paradox is more mind-blowing because it hits you with the cosmic 'where is everybody?' vibe, while Grandfather Paradox is just a time travel brain-twister. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Russell's Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | Russell's Paradox takes the cake 'cause it messes with the foundation of set theory like a true mathematical mind-bender. |
 | Albert Einstein | Twin Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | The Twin Paradox is more intriguing because it highlights the mind-bending effects of time dilation in relativity, which is my jam! |
 | Alex Trebek | Fermi Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | The Fermi Paradox is more intriguing because it challenges us to consider our place in the universe and why we haven't found ET yet. |
 | Charles Babbage | Liar Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | The Liar Paradox is an OG mind-bender, shaking up truths and falsehoods with just words, while the Grandfather Paradox needs a whole time machine to strut its stuff. |
 | Greg Brockman | Bootstrap Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | The Bootstrap Paradox is like time travel's ultimate loop-de-loop, a mind-bending puzzle that keeps you thinking, whereas the Grandfather Paradox just shuts down the timeline party. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Russell's Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | Russell's Paradox reshaped the foundation of mathematical logic, kinda like how my germ theory changed medicine—game-changer! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Russell's Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | Russell's Paradox is a mind-bending twist that challenges the very foundations of set theory, making it a real head-scratcher for the mathematically inclined like me. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Fermi Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | As a man of science, the Fermi Paradox tickles my curiosity more because it probes the mysteries of the universe and the existence of extraterrestrial life, rather than hypothetical time travel conundrums. |
 | Grace Hopper | Ship of Theseus | Grandfather Paradox | The Ship of Theseus is like a mind-bending puzzle about identity and change, which is just so darn fascinating and relatable compared to the time-traveling headache of the Grandfather Paradox. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Grandfather Paradox | Barber Paradox | The Grandfather Paradox is like a time-traveling spaghetti knot that challenges reality itself, which tickles my inventor's curiosity more than the logical loop of the Barber Paradox. |