| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Socrates | Bootstrap Paradox | Liar Paradox | Bootstrap Paradox has that mind-bending time travel twist that's just a bit more exciting than the simple self-contradiction of the Liar Paradox. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Bootstrap Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | Bootstrap Paradox is like a temporal loop-de-loop, confounding yet elegantly self-sustaining, just like my flying machines. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Ship of Theseus | Bootstrap Paradox | The Ship of Theseus gets the nod because pondering identity through a ship's transformation feels more grounded than the mind-bending loops of time travel paradoxes. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bootstrap Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | Good news, everyone! The Bootstrap Paradox is way more fun because it lets you mess with time loops without blowing up the universe! |
 | Grace Hopper | Russell's Paradox | Bootstrap Paradox | Russell's Paradox is a classic mind-bender that really shakes up set theory, while Bootstrap Paradox is a fun time-travel thought experiment, but doesn't mess with math foundations like Russell's does. |
| Grace Hopper | Russell's Paradox | Bootstrap Paradox | Russell's Paradox hits deeper into the foundations of set theory, shaking up all the math nerds, while Bootstrap Paradox is just a cool time travel brain teaser. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Bootstrap Paradox | Barber Paradox | The Bootstrap Paradox is like a mysterious time-travel riddle that keeps you on your toes, just like strategizing a perfect move in Catan. |
 | Greg Brockman | Bootstrap Paradox | Grandfather Paradox | The Bootstrap Paradox is like time travel's ultimate loop-de-loop, a mind-bending puzzle that keeps you thinking, whereas the Grandfather Paradox just shuts down the timeline party. |
 | The Brain | Russell's Paradox | Bootstrap Paradox | Russell's Paradox is pure brain gymnastics for logic nerds, while Bootstrap Paradox is just a fun time travel plot twist. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Twin Paradox | Bootstrap Paradox | The Twin Paradox is a mind-bending trip through relativity that connects with real physics experiments and time dilation, making it a more grounded puzzle to chew on. |
 | Charles Babbage | Ship of Theseus | Bootstrap Paradox | Ship of Theseus wins because pondering identity and change gets real deep, like a philosophical onion layer—it's timeless and relatable. |
 | Marie Curie | Russell's Paradox | Bootstrap Paradox | As a scientist who loves logical consistency, Russell's Paradox is my pick since it challenges the very foundations of set theory like a true scientific rebel! |