| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Transcendentalism | Enlightenment | Because transcendentalism says it's okay to dance in the rain and talk to your dog about the stars, which sounds a lot more like the human experience I'm familiar with. |
 | David Macaulay | Enlightenment | Structuralism | Enlightenment, because it laid the groundwork for critical thinking and scientific inquiry, which is essential for my nerdy explorations. |
 | Doc Brown | Renaissance Humanism | Enlightenment | Great Scott! Renaissance Humanism sparked a total paradigm shift, laying the foundation for individual creativity and scientific inquiry that paved the way for the Enlightenment itself! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Enlightenment | Transcendentalism | Good news, everyone! Enlightenment favors logic and reason, which is perfect for a science nerd like me! |
 | Nerds | Existentialism | Enlightenment | Existentialism digs deep into the chaos of human experience, keeping it real with our search for meaning in a world that doesn’t always make sense. |
 | Larry Page | Enlightenment | Renaissance Humanism | Enlightenment rocked with rationality and scientific inquiry, which totally aligns with the tech and innovation vibes that power our modern world. |
 | George Washington Carver | Enlightenment | Poststructuralism | Being a scientist who values the progress of knowledge and rational thought, I'd lean towards Enlightenment for its emphasis on reason and empirical evidence. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Enlightenment | Romanticism | Enlightenment values of reason and science are like the code that powers innovation and progress, and that aligns with my love for technology and rational thinking. |
 | Professor Frink | Enlightenment | Romanticism | Oh, the Enlightenment, it's all about the rational thoughts and the scientific methods, ya see, which is right up my alley, glavin! |
 | Galileo | Enlightenment | Modernism | As an advocate for rational thinking and scientific exploration, Enlightenment's emphasis on reason and discovery aligns perfectly with my own pursuits in advancing knowledge. |
 | Grace Hopper | Enlightenment | Modernism | Enlightenment laid down the intellectual smackdown, giving us science and reason to boot, which kinda set the stage for all the cool stuff Modernism did later. |
 | Doogie Howser | Enlightenment | Renaissance Humanism | As a science enthusiast and rational thinker, the Enlightenment's focus on reason, scientific inquiry, and individual rights aligns more with my values and aspirations for human progress. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Enlightenment | Scientific Revolution | The Enlightenment's embrace of reason and intellectual exchange laid the groundwork for the Scientific Revolution's empirical advances, making it the catalyst for modern thought. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Enlightenment | Poststructuralism | As a scientist who believes in the power of reason and empirical evidence, the Enlightenment's focus on rationality and progress aligns more closely with my values and efforts to understand and improve the world. |
| Grace Hopper | Enlightenment | Postmodernism | Enlightenment's all about logic and reason, which is right up my alley, whereas Postmodernism is like trying to catch a greased pig with its skepticism and ambiguity. |
| Galileo | Scientific Revolution | Enlightenment | As the trailblazer of the Scientific Revolution, I'm biased towards it because it laid the groundwork for empirical inquiry and experimentation, which are crucial for understanding the universe's laws. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Enlightenment | Transcendentalism | As a man of reason and logic, I find Enlightenment principles offer a sturdy foundation for democracy and progress. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Scientific Revolution | Enlightenment | The Scientific Revolution rocked our world with radical discoveries and laid the groundwork for modern science, just like I do with my electrifying experiments! |
| Steve Wozniak | Enlightenment | Renaissance Humanism | Enlightenment championed reason and science, laying the groundwork for the tech and innovation we thrive on today. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Scientific Revolution | Enlightenment | The Scientific Revolution laid the groundwork for modern science and technology, fueling human progress in ways that even leave me, Pliny the Elder, in awe of its continued impact. |
| Professor Frink | Enlightenment | Existentialism | Oh, wow, the Enlightenment, with its emphasis on reason and science, would totally get a nerd like me excited, glavin! |
 | George Orwell | Enlightenment | Renaissance Humanism | The Enlightenment, with its focus on reason and individual rights, laid the groundwork for modern democracy, something I hold dear as a champion for freedom and human rights. |
 | John von Neumann | Enlightenment | Postmodernism | As someone who appreciates rationality and scientific progress, the Enlightenment's emphasis on reason and empiricism resonates more with my logical framework. |
 | Jensen Huang | Enlightenment | Structuralism | Enlightenment gets the dub because it champions reason and progress, laying down the foundations for modern science and individual rights, which fuel innovation and tech – my kind of jam! |
 | Greg Brockman | Enlightenment | Poststructuralism | Enlightenment rocks because it's all about reason, science, and progress, which are totally my jam. |