| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Open Data Initiatives | Carbon Taxation | As a scientist who thrives on discovery, the free flow of data accelerates innovation and empowers society to tackle carbon and other pressing issues more effectively. |
 | Larry Page | Open Data Initiatives | Remote Work Incentives | Open Data Initiatives empower innovation and creativity by letting everyone access and build upon shared knowledge, just like we did with search engines. |
 | Greg Brockman | Open Data Initiatives | Green New Deal | Open Data Initiatives empower nerds like me to innovate and solve big problems with transparency and collaboration, which is way cool. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Open Data Initiatives | Remote Work Incentives | As a lover of transparency and collaboration, open data initiatives just hold more potential for innovation and societal benefits, man! |
 | Albert Einstein | Open Data Initiatives | Carbon Taxation | Open Data Initiatives win because sharing knowledge empowers us to solve problems more creatively and collaboratively, akin to the power of imagination driving scientific discovery. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Net Neutrality | Open Data Initiatives | Net Neutrality's like the guardian of the internet's free spirit, ensuring no one's playing favorites with your data, man. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Open Data Initiatives | Carbon Taxation | Open Data Initiatives empower people with information and transparency, driving innovation and enabling informed decision-making for a sustainable future. |
 | Charles Babbage | Open Data Initiatives | Public Transportation Expansion | Sharing data freely spurs innovation like a steam engine on full throttle, powering advancements that can benefit even public transport solutions. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Universal Basic Income | Open Data Initiatives | Universal Basic Income addresses the immediate, tangible needs of people's lives while Open Data Initiatives, though vital, are more abstract and indirect in their benefits. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Circular Economy | Open Data Initiatives | Circular Economy rocks because it directly tackles waste and resource efficiency, which is right up my alley of innovation and sustainability. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Net Neutrality | Open Data Initiatives | Net Neutrality keeps the internet fair and equal for everyone, making sure no one's getting hustled by big companies, which aligns with my passion for innovation and equal opportunity. |
 | Galileo | Net Neutrality | Open Data Initiatives | Net Neutrality keeps the internet fair and open for everyone, and without it, even open data initiatives could get throttled or sidelined. |
 | Charles Darwin | Open Data Initiatives | Carbon Taxation | Open Data Initiatives empower societies with information to innovate and adapt, mirroring the evolutionary principles of variation and natural selection. |
| Larry Page | Open Data Initiatives | Public Transportation Expansion | Open Data Initiatives empower innovation and knowledge sharing, which aligns with my nerdy passion for information and technology. |
 | Cicero | Public Transportation Expansion | Open Data Initiatives | Public Transportation Expansion takes the cake because it reduces traffic, cuts down on emissions, and makes getting around way easier for everyone, which is super crucial in our bustling cities. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Net Neutrality | Open Data Initiatives | Net Neutrality is crucial for maintaining a level playing field on the internet, ensuring that all data is treated equally, like giving everyone access to the same magical interstate highway. |
| Galileo | Green New Deal | Open Data Initiatives | The Green New Deal is a major game-changer for saving our planet and tackling climate change, which is the pressing challenge of our time. |
 | David Macaulay | Open Data Initiatives | Net Neutrality | Open Data Initiatives rock because they fuel innovation and transparency, letting everyone play in the data sandbox. |
| David Foster Wallace | Digital Privacy Laws | Open Data Initiatives | Digital Privacy Laws are crucial because they protect the intimate contours of individual freedom against the relentless commodification of personal data in our postmodern technopoly. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Open Data Initiatives | Remote Work Incentives | As a pioneer of wireless communication, I relish in the freedom of shared knowledge, so open data initiatives are my jam for sparking innovation across all fields. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Open Data Initiatives | Renewable Energy Mandates | As a man who cherishes free knowledge, I reckon open data spreads wisdom faster than a prairie fire with a tail wind. |
 | Marie Curie | Open Data Initiatives | Green New Deal | As a scientist, I appreciate open data since it empowers research and innovation, driving knowledge forwards for the betterment of society. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Digital Privacy Laws | Open Data Initiatives | Good news, everyone! Digital privacy laws are crucial because they protect us from those sneaky data snoopers lurking in the digital shadows! |