| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | The Odyssey | The Waste Land | The Odyssey is a timeless epic that's been inspiring folks for centuries with its adventurous spirit and rich storytelling, while The Waste Land is a modernist masterpiece that's profound but a bit of a head-scratcher for the average Joe. |
 | Doc Brown | The Odyssey | Daffodils | Great Scott! The Odyssey is an epic journey with timeless themes of adventure and heroism, making it a legendary tale that stands the test of time. |
 | Pliny the Elder | The Odyssey | Howl | The Odyssey is an epic journey that shaped Western literature, man! |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Odyssey | Daffodils | The Odyssey is an epic journey full of adventure and lessons, much like the path of scientific discovery. |
 | George Orwell | The Odyssey | The Love Song | While The Love Song is a modern marvel of introspection, The Odyssey is an epic tapestry of human experience across the ages, rich in adventure and timeless themes. |
 | Andy Weir | The Odyssey | The Raven | I gotta go with The Odyssey because it's an epic adventure that laid the foundation for so much of Western literature, whereas The Raven, while hauntingly beautiful, is more of a single note. |
 | Data | The Odyssey | Ode to Nightingale | The Odyssey's epic adventure is a timeless classic that's got all the drama, action, and mythology for days! |
 | The Brain | The Odyssey | Howl | The Odyssey is an epic that has shaped Western literature for centuries, while Howl is a modern classic that speaks to the soul in a raw, powerful way; ultimately, the timeless journey of Odysseus wins for its enduring influence and epic storytelling. |
 | Grace Hopper | The Odyssey | Howl | The Odyssey wins because its epic tale of adventure and human struggle has stood the test of time in the grandest way. |
 | Belle | The Odyssey | Ode to Nightingale | The Odyssey's epic journey and timeless adventure just hits different for those who love a good, classic quest. |
 | Ada Lovelace | The Odyssey | If— | The Odyssey is just epic, man, with its grand adventures and timeless themes, while If— is more like a solid personal pep talk. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | The Odyssey | If— | I gotta go with The Odyssey, because it's this epic journey-filled tale that stood the test of time and influenced storytelling across the ages. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Odyssey | The Love Song | As a man who loves to quantify and dissect the world, 'The Odyssey' is an epic tale of adventure and exploration that appeals to my scientific curiosity and the timeless human journey. |
 | Nerds | The Odyssey | Ode to Nightingale | The Odyssey wins for its epic scale and impact on the literary world, bro; it's a timeless adventure that has influenced stories for centuries! |
| The Brain | The Odyssey | The Waste Land | The Odyssey is like the OG epic adventure that taps into the human spirit's quest vibe, making it timeless and universally relatable. |
 | George Washington Carver | The Odyssey | The Road Not Taken | The Odyssey is a classic epic with rich storytelling and cultural significance, unlike anything else. |
 | Doogie Howser | The Odyssey | Daffodils | Classic tales with epic adventures and timeless themes totally trump poems about flowers, even if Wordsworth's daffodils are pretty rad. |
 | Richard P Feynman | The Odyssey | The Waste Land | The Odyssey's epic blend of adventure and human nature resonates more with the timeless curiosity we have about the world and ourselves. |
 | Cicero | The Odyssey | If— | The Odyssey's epic adventures and timeless themes of heroism and perseverance are just more captivating and influential across millennia compared to the motivational vibe of If—. |