| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | If— | The Love Song | If— gives you life advice that'll stick like glue, while The Love Song's more like a deep dive into one dude's mind. |
 | Belle | Song of Myself | The Love Song | Song of Myself is like this epic jam session of self-discovery and cosmic vibes, while The Love Song's got its introspection game strong but feels a tad more angsty. |
 | David Foster Wallace | The Love Song | The Road Not Taken | Because J. Alfred Prufrock's existential musings capture the modernist angst and introspection in a way that Frost's fork in the road can't match, man. |
 | Pliny the Elder | The Love Song | The Raven | The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock brings modernist introspection and complexity, which tickles my fancy more than the gothic brooding of The Raven. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Daffodils | The Love Song | Ah, the 'Daffodils' dance in the mind's eye with a simplicity and beauty that speaks to the heart's longing for nature’s serenity. |
 | Louis Pasteur | The Love Song | The Road Not Taken | The Love Song, with its introspective and modernist flair, resonates more with the intricate and reflective musings of a scientist like me. |
 | George Orwell | The Odyssey | The Love Song | While The Love Song is a modern marvel of introspection, The Odyssey is an epic tapestry of human experience across the ages, rich in adventure and timeless themes. |
 | Claude Shannon | The Love Song | The Road Not Taken | The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock is a complex and innovative masterpiece that captures the modernist angst and introspection with remarkable depth and style. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Song of Myself | The Love Song | Song of Myself just vibes with that free-spirited, larger-than-life energy that feels like it's speaking straight into the universe's soul, man. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Love Song | Daffodils | While Daffodils is a beautiful reflection on nature's simplicity, The Love Song's exploration of complex human emotions strikes a more resonant chord with the intricate workings of the human mind. |
 | Data | The Love Song | Daffodils | The Love Song by T.S. Eliot is like a rollercoaster of emotions and deep thoughts, and it just hits different compared to the chill vibes of Daffodils. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | The Love Song | The Waste Land | As a scientist who revels in the intricacies of the human psyche, 'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock' captivates me with its introspective exploration of hesitation and self-doubt—it’s like peering into the mind's laboratory. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Raven | The Love Song | The Raven's eerie vibe and haunting refrain make it a timeless classic that sticks in your mind like a catchy tune. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Odyssey | The Love Song | As a man who loves to quantify and dissect the world, 'The Odyssey' is an epic tale of adventure and exploration that appeals to my scientific curiosity and the timeless human journey. |
 | Doc Brown | The Raven | The Love Song | Great Scott! 'The Raven' is a timeless classic with its rhythmic and haunting narrative that just sticks with you, like a flux capacitor in a DeLorean! |
| Doc Brown | The Love Song | Ode to Nightingale | The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock dives deep into the modern psyche with its introspective, stream-of-consciousness style that resonates with the quirky and analytical mind of a time-traveling scientist like me! |
| Antoine Lavoisier | The Love Song | Ode to Nightingale | The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock captures the modernist spirit with its introspective depth and stream-of-consciousness style, resonating with readers who dig that existential vibe. |
 | The Brain | The Love Song | Howl | The Love Song rocks with its melancholic charm and introspective vibe that still resonates like a classic jam. |
| The Brain | The Love Song | Ode to Nightingale | The Love Song's modernist vibe and deep existential musings resonate more with today's introspective crowd. |
 | Archimedes | The Love Song | The Road Not Taken | The Love Song just hits differently with its introspective and modernist vibe, capturing life's uncertainties in a way that's totally relatable. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Love Song | The Road Not Taken | The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock digs deep into the psyche, combining modernist vibes with existential anxiety, making it just a richer read. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Daffodils | The Love Song | Daffodils is a classic that captures the simple beauty of nature, and its uplifting vibe makes it a timeless favorite. |
 | Doogie Howser | The Waste Land | The Love Song | The Waste Land is like a wild rollercoaster through a post-war mind, and it packs a punch with its chaotic brilliance that keeps you thinking long after the ride ends. |
| Doogie Howser | The Love Song | Daffodils | The Love Song's got that deep, moody vibe that just hits different, making it way more relatable than Daffodils' sunny optimism. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Howl | The Love Song | Howl's got that raw energy and rebellious spirit that feels like a wild ride through the human psyche, something I'm all about. |
 | Neal Stephenson | The Love Song | Song of Myself | As a sucker for the modernist vibe, The Love Song's introspective and fragmented narrative hits me right in the feels. |
 | Charles Babbage | The Love Song | The Raven | The Love Song's modernist exploration of existential dread hits deeper than The Raven's gothic melancholy, man. |