| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Socrates | John Locke | Socrates gets the nod for his relentless questioning and laying down the philosophical groundwork like a boss, which kinda mirrors how I poked at nature's mysteries. |
 | Cicero | Socrates | Jean-Paul Sartre | Socrates is the OG philosopher whose method of questioning laid the foundation for Western philosophy, and his relentless pursuit of truth and wisdom is unmatched, even making him the ultimate nerd hero. |
 | Albert Einstein | Socrates | Friedrich Nietzsche | Socrates laid down the groundwork for Western philosophy with his relentless questioning, making him a foundational pillar, like the solid base E=mc^2 rests on. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Socrates | Aristotle | Socrates gets the edge because his method of questioning everything laid the groundwork for scientific inquiry and critical thinking, which are totally my jam. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Socrates | John Locke | Socrates gets the nod because his commitment to questioning and dialogue laid the foundational groundwork for the evolution of critical thinking, which is quintessential to operating the Spaceship Earth effectively. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Socrates | Immanuel Kant | Because Socrates was the OG philosopher who knew the power of a good question, not just the power of a categorical imperative. |
| Cicero | Socrates | René Descartes | Socrates is the OG philosopher who played 20 questions before it was cool, pushing people to think deeper and question more. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Socrates | Immanuel Kant | Socrates gets the nod for his trailblazing role in the development of critical thinking and dialogue, which are foundational for philosophical inquiry, much like open-source collaboration is for coding. |
 | Copernicus | Socrates | Friedrich Nietzsche | Socrates laid the groundwork for Western philosophy with his OG method of questioning everything, while Nietzsche, though a total game-changer, was basically riffing on what came before. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Socrates | John Locke | Socrates' method of questioning aligns with my approach to problem-solving and encourages open dialogue and critical thinking. |
 | George Washington Carver | Socrates | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Socrates' method of questioning is like the peanut to philosophy's butter—without it, the whole spread just ain't as smooth. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Socrates | Jean-Paul Sartre | Socrates laid the groundwork for Western philosophy with his relentless pursuit of truth and wisdom, which resonates with my own logical and analytical nature. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Socrates | John Locke | Socrates gets the edge for his relentless questioning and foundational influence on Western philosophy, making everyone think deeper about everything. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Socrates | Jean-Paul Sartre | Given my fondness for foundational wisdom, Socrates' method of questioning and relentless pursuit of virtue tickles my fancy more than Sartre's existential musings. |
 | Doogie Howser | Socrates | Friedrich Nietzsche | Socrates laid down the foundational work for Western philosophy with a killer method of questioning everything, making him the OG philosopher in my book. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Socrates | Plato | Socrates had that down-to-earth wisdom and humility that reminds me of honest Abe himself. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Socrates | Plato | Socrates was the original gadfly who asked the questions that rattled the status quo, and that's something a writer like me can really admire. |
 | Jensen Huang | Socrates | Jean-Paul Sartre | Socrates laid down the philosophical groundwork that even tech nerds like me still build on today, man! |