| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Socrates | René Descartes | Ludwig Wittgenstein | With an unyielding quest for truth, René Descartes laid the groundwork for modern philosophy by doubting everything until reaching the undeniable 'I think, therefore I am.' |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Jean-Paul Sartre | Wittgenstein's explorations into the limits of language and the nature of meaning are like a supercharged brain fuel for understanding communication and thought. |
 | Charles Babbage | David Hume | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Hume's empiricism laid the foundation for modern thought, and I appreciate a good foundation much like I appreciate a well-built machine! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Friedrich Nietzsche | Wittgenstein takes the edge for his groundbreaking work in language games, offering a fresh perspective on how our words shape our world, which is just my kind of jam! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Plato | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Plato laid down the foundational stones of Western philosophy and his ideas still resonate, making him the OG in philosophical discourse. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Immanuel Kant | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Kant's groundbreaking work in metaphysics and epistemology laid the foundation for much of modern philosophy, making him the OG in the philosophical game. |
 | Data | Ludwig Wittgenstein | David Hume | Wittgenstein just nailed the whole language game thing, blowing our minds about how words shape reality—Hume's empiricism ain't got nothin' on that level of mind-bending. |
 | Alex Trebek | Aristotle | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Aristotle laid the foundation for Western philosophy, making him the OG in the realm of philosophical influence. |
 | George Washington Carver | Socrates | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Socrates' method of questioning is like the peanut to philosophy's butter—without it, the whole spread just ain't as smooth. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Aristotle | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Aristotle laid down the foundation for Western philosophy and science, baby, while Wittgenstein was still trying to figure out if we were all just playing super confusing language games. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Plato | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Plato's philosophical depths and allegorical genius resonate with my visionary spirit and quest for understanding the unseen forces of the universe. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Plato | Wittgenstein's playful yet profound exploration of language games feels like a cosmic joke that makes sense of our absurdity. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Friedrich Nietzsche | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Nietzsche's explorations of power and morality resonate more with my pioneering spirit in revolutionizing communication. |
 | Doc Brown | Aristotle | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Aristotle laid down the groundwork for logic and science, making him a timeless heavyweight champion in philosophy's ring. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Plato | Wittgenstein's deep dive into language games and the limits of language resonates with my pursuit of understanding the universe's complex codes. |
 | Doogie Howser | David Hume | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Dude, Hume's empirical approach laid the foundation for modern science, making him the OG of understanding human nature. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Ludwig Wittgenstein | David Hume | Wittgenstein's exploration of language games aligns with my focus on comprehensive understanding and the impact of language on human experience. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Immanuel Kant | Wittgenstein's later work on language games and meaning as use resonates with the playful complexity and deep dive into systems-thinking I often explore in my novels. |