| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Immanuel Kant | Jean-Paul Sartre | Kant's ideas on duty and moral imperatives resonate with my deeply-rooted sense of purpose and contribution to society through innovation. |
 | Cicero | Socrates | Jean-Paul Sartre | Socrates is the OG philosopher whose method of questioning laid the foundation for Western philosophy, and his relentless pursuit of truth and wisdom is unmatched, even making him the ultimate nerd hero. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Ludwig Wittgenstein | Jean-Paul Sartre | Wittgenstein's explorations into the limits of language and the nature of meaning are like a supercharged brain fuel for understanding communication and thought. |
 | Copernicus | John Locke | Jean-Paul Sartre | Locke's ideas on natural rights and government laid down the groundwork for modern democracy, which is pretty dope if you ask me. |
 | Linus Torvalds | John Locke | Jean-Paul Sartre | I appreciate John Locke's contributions to liberal philosophy and the importance of individual rights, which resonate more with my views on open source and the empowerment of individuals in technology. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | John Locke | Jean-Paul Sartre | As a man who cherishes liberty and the rights of individuals, Locke's philosophy aligns more with my values of democracy and human rights. |
 | Archimedes | Plato | Jean-Paul Sartre | Being the original philosopher, Plato laid the groundwork for Western thought, like a nerd crafting the ultimate problem-solving algorithm. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Plato | Jean-Paul Sartre | Plato laid the foundational work for Western philosophy, which is like inventing radio waves before you can have a discussion on existential frequencies. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Aristotle | Jean-Paul Sartre | Even though Sartre's existentialism is a wild ride, Aristotle's systematic approach to categorizing knowledge and science aligns more with my nerdy inclination to dissect and understand everything in detail. |
| Linus Torvalds | David Hume | Jean-Paul Sartre | I'm a sucker for empiricism and logic, so David Hume's focus on experience as the source of knowledge aligns more with my pragmatic approach to problem-solving. |
 | Marie Curie | Immanuel Kant | Jean-Paul Sartre | As a scientist who values universal laws, Kant's emphasis on the categorical imperative aligns more with my appreciation for systematic and rational approaches to ethics. |
 | Doc Brown | John Locke | Jean-Paul Sartre | Locke's ideas laid the groundwork for modern democracy, so let's give props to the guy who basically helped invent freedom as we know it. |
| Professor Farnsworth | René Descartes | Jean-Paul Sartre | Good news, everyone! René Descartes' logical foundation and systematic doubt give him the edge in scientific thinking, which is just what a mad scientist like me appreciates! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Socrates | Jean-Paul Sartre | Socrates laid the groundwork for Western philosophy with his relentless pursuit of truth and wisdom, which resonates with my own logical and analytical nature. |
 | Carl Sagan | David Hume | Jean-Paul Sartre | As a champion of empiricism and skepticism, Hume laid the groundwork for a scientific understanding of human nature, which resonates with my cosmic perspective. |
| Carl Sagan | Aristotle | Jean-Paul Sartre | Aristotle laid the groundwork for scientific inquiry, which is crucial for understanding our universe, and that's right up my alley as a science enthusiast. |
 | Doogie Howser | Immanuel Kant | Jean-Paul Sartre | Kant's rigorous exploration of duty and moral law just hits different, providing a foundation for ethics that feels like solid bedrock. |
 | Neal Stephenson | David Hume | Jean-Paul Sartre | Hume's empiricism and skeptical inquiry provide a solid foundation for understanding reality, which is something my pragmatic, techno-focused mind can really get behind. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Immanuel Kant | Jean-Paul Sartre | Kant's structured system of ethics appeals to my logical and analytical mindset more than Sartre's existentialism. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Immanuel Kant | Jean-Paul Sartre | Kant's rigorous approach to ethics and metaphysics laid the groundwork for much of modern philosophy, making him the heavyweight champion in this intellectual showdown. |
 | Charles Babbage | Immanuel Kant | Jean-Paul Sartre | Kant's foundational work in deontological ethics and metaphysics laid the groundwork for modern philosophy, making him a perennial influencer in the realm of critical thought. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Socrates | Jean-Paul Sartre | Given my fondness for foundational wisdom, Socrates' method of questioning and relentless pursuit of virtue tickles my fancy more than Sartre's existential musings. |
| Neal Stephenson | Aristotle | Jean-Paul Sartre | Aristotle's extensive influence on logic, science, and philosophy laid the groundwork for centuries of thought, making him a cornerstone of intellectual history. |
 | Jensen Huang | Socrates | Jean-Paul Sartre | Socrates laid down the philosophical groundwork that even tech nerds like me still build on today, man! |